Pentagon worries Capt. Crozier's concern for his sailors may be contagious

[douglas9]

PENTAGON – Pentagon officials have expressed concern in recent days that the former commander of the USS Theodore Roosevelt may have infected other commanders with a desire to place the well-being of their troops over loyalty to senior leadership, sources confirmed Friday.

“The seriousness of this cannot be overstated,” said Col. Vance Kushner, a Pentagon spokesman. “This isn’t like some kind of virus threatening the health and well-being of our soldiers, sailors, Marines and airmen. This is much worse. This makes us sitting here in the Pentagon look like out-of-touch asses.”

A task force to study the issue has already been assembled, according to sources, comprised of senior leaders devoting whatever resources necessary to stop what has been dubbed “Crozier-20” from spreading.

https://www.duffelblog.com/2020/04/pentagon-worries-capt-croziers-concern-for-his-sailors-may-be-contagious/

[Yonnie3]

1. " ... look like out-of-touch asses."

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, perhaps it is indeed a duck.

[avebury]

7. OK you beat me to it, thatis exactly what

I thought.

[Yonnie3]

8. it is satire,

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but I think that it is close to the truth of the situation, especially for Modly.

[avebury]

9. It could easily become reality. nt

[TreasonousBastard]

2. They may have a point...

"Take that hill!"

"Uh no sir. Some of my troops may get shot."

[uppityperson]

3. I can't tell if this is satire or not

[DetroitLegalBeagle]

5. Satire

Duffleblog is a military satire website.

[Midnight Writer]

11. I think Col. Kushner may be a hint.

[NCjack]

4. The ultimate demonstration of military discipline. In front of the photo news reporter,

CIC Trump orders troopers to march off a high cliff.

[SeattleVet]

10. The Duffelblog has been fantastic for quite a while.

Many think that it's a satire site, but (as anyone that has served in any branch of the military knows) they are actually quite restrained sometimes!

(One of the details that I was actually assigned to do while in the Air Force involved painting the brown grass green so it would look nice when President Ford came through our base to send off the Olympic Athletes for the Montreal Olympics. He was not going to come within a half mile of our shop building, but...)