This Easter follow the Scripture...

[ashredux]

This Easter follow the Scripture.....

MATTHEW 5-7

5. And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites. For they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by men. Truly I tell you, they already have their full reward.

6.  But when you pray, go into your inner room, shut your door, and pray to your Father, who is unseen. And your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you.

7.  And when you pray, do not babble on like pagans, for they think that by their many words they will be heard.


In other words..STAY HOME

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. The fundie megachurches want the butts in the pews.

It's a lot easier to fill the rubes with the Holy Spirit in person so they empty their wallets into the collection plates right on the spot. That on-line donation stuff where they have time to think about it just won't buy the preacher a new Learjet.

[ashredux]

2. Well........you do have a point

[stopbush]

3. Or this:

“She lusted after her lovers there, whose members were like those of donkeys, and whose issue was like that of horses.“ - Ezekiel 23:20

[ashredux]

4. LOL.....I missed that one

[dalton99a]

5. And let her breasts satisfy you at all times

Proverbs 5:19