I read somewhere that the virus hides in the throat and is expelled when we breathe

[LiberalArkie]

Maybe we need to return to huffing glue and stuff to kill it

[SoonerPride]

1. I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.

[Celerity]

24. you can always try the jenkem

[Baked Potato]

2. When I use hand sanitizer I take a deep breath of it,

just in case that alcohol vapor in the lungs does anything.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

28. Don't. You are more likely to injure your lungs & bronchia and have less defense against the virus.

[Baked Potato]

34. Thanks, I'll heed that advice.

[Ohiogal]

3. Sure does

make sitting shoulder to shoulder in church while singing sound extra germy

[2naSalit]

32. In another life

I sang in a choir and we were always catching shit from each other. Every October it was colds for all.

[mr_lebowski]

4. Tell you what, all you guys try the glue ...

And I'll let you all know if a TON OF COCAINE ... helps at all ...

[fleur-de-lisa]

5. Do you need a lab partner?

[mr_lebowski]

6. You know what, I TOTALLY DO!?!

Bit if a snag, turns out ... umm ... you know what else we're going to need for our little experiment?

[fleur-de-lisa]

7. A super duper mega long set of straws?

[mr_lebowski]

8. Hmmm ... I guess there might be two things then ...

[fleur-de-lisa]

9. Okay, ya got me. I'm stumped.

What else will we need, Dude?

[Buns_of_Fire]

10. A ton of cocaine? nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

11. Hang on . . . I'm checking on Amazon and Etsy.

[mr_lebowski]

13. Lemme know, I'll give ya my card ...

I mean, the Lab's card.

[fleur-de-lisa]

15. Hey, DoorDash is delivering cocaine!

In New Orleans anyway.

[mr_lebowski]

17. I see ... so is that where you are? nt

[fleur-de-lisa]

19. True dat!

[mr_lebowski]

23. Sweet, lemme just find my car keys ... probably buried under all these empty bindles

folds, baggies, and empty Rx bottles ... one sec ...

[mr_lebowski]

12. Turns out my stash is lighter than I thought ...

Looks like we're ... oh ... I'ma say ... roughly 2000 lbs shy on the whole 'ton of cocaine' part of the experiment.

Lacking the necessary reagents, if you will.



But hey, if you're coming down to Arizona ... ya never know ...

[fleur-de-lisa]

14. Well, let's see if smoking pot has any affect. It might even be better than cocaine.

The coronavirus is supposed to be airborne, right?

[mr_lebowski]

16. Now for that ... I can just walk ... well, somewhere really close-by ...

It lacks the panache of 'a ton of cocaine' ... but it's almost surely more practical under these circumstances.

Plus we can't leave any stone unturned in this crisis, and this research isn't just going to do itself!

[fleur-de-lisa]

20. You wrote "stone" . . .

[mr_lebowski]

21. I was hoping you'd catch that ;)

[fleur-de-lisa]

30. In case you haven't noticed, I'm rather silly

as are you, I'm guessing.

[mr_lebowski]

31. Oh ... utterly, to a fault :)

[cwydro]

35. I'm going with whisky.

But I like your idea lol.

[mr_lebowski]

36. You know, we all need to do our part in the effort with all this sciency stuff ...

We'll expect a full report, Dr. Cwydro ...

[DFW]

18. And then there is the "InCV-100." Br grateful you don't have THAT!

That is the abbreviation for the "Incoherency Virus Intensity 100."

It hides in Trump's throat and is expelled when he speaks. Unfortunately it reproduces so rapidly that he expels the same amount of it every time he opens his mouth.

[mr_lebowski]

22. Good one! (nt)

[Baclava]

25. Don't say that, some will try gargling with bleach, or bleach eye washes, or bleach enemas

Anything to cure the Trump Pestilence

[Backseat Driver]

29. We gargle w/Gentleman Jack and/or a locally distilled Absinthe, LOL!

and drink the tonic (quinine) and Bombay Sapphire to kill off buggie-boos in the microbiome - chaser of resveratrol in the red $2 Chuck after removing our DIY masks and gloves.

[Blue Owl]

26. Is Stephen Miller still eating glue?

n/t

[Backseat Driver]

27. Is that why my previous employer (MD) grabbed my aerosol can of Febreeze

and squirted it in his mouth several times? He seriously then had me call the manufacturer about possibly poisoning, but they also sent lots of coupons to buy more, LOL!

[shanti]

33. But, but

Doesn't alcohol and weed kill it? Oh wait...