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If Trump were Captain of Titanic ;
- There isn't any iceberg
- Its a fake iceberg
- There was an iceberg but it's in a totally different ocean
- People say it's the biggest iceberg
- The iceberg is in this ocean but it will melt very soon
- There is an iceberg but we didn't hit the iceberg
- We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly
- I knew from the beggining there was an iceberg, long before people called it an iceberg
- The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg
- We are taking on water but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat, and they are beautiful lifeboats
- Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them
- We don't have any lifeboats, we're not lifeboat distributors
- Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)no one in my group knows where it came from
Blue Owl
(50,241 posts)- The iceberg is so brilliant it outsmarted the ship and we can't keep up with it
malaise
(268,670 posts)he'd put on a dress to escape because his life always comes first.
FailureToCommunicate
(14,006 posts)in a lifeboat.
3catwoman3
(23,943 posts)...off the boat.
Submariner
(12,497 posts)Azathoth
(4,607 posts)dem4decades
(11,269 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)thank you
dalton99a
(81,391 posts)Upthevibe
(8,009 posts)analogy. I'm going to send it to friends...Thank you...
docgee
(870 posts)Flaleftist
(3,473 posts)2naSalit
(86,318 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)He's meeting me halfway to do my taxes.
Grokenstein
(5,721 posts)"Go chop holes in every lifeboat except mine."
(afterwards) "Fake news lies to you, but I was on top of the iceberg problem when everyone else was blowing it off."
fierywoman
(7,668 posts)Liberal In Texas
(13,528 posts)(Actually struck the iceberg April 14 and sunk on the 15th.)
NRaleighLiberal
(60,006 posts)2naSalit
(86,318 posts)relax! You'll never make it.
Haggis for Breakfast
(6,831 posts)niyad
(113,030 posts)MLAA
(17,238 posts)BigmanPigman
(51,565 posts)Frances
(8,542 posts)not fooled
(5,801 posts)"there's nothing that would cause us to stop supporting him...glug glug"
--drowning passenger maggots
Cap'n don:
"And I'm gonna get on the Marconi radio now and broadcast for 2 hours what a great job I'm doing against the iceberg. Make that band stop playing so everyone can hear me"
JohnnyRingo
(18,614 posts)108 years ago I think.
2naSalit
(86,318 posts)the 14th.
How are you doing?
JohnnyRingo
(18,614 posts)Some days are better than others, like this one. SampleGirl brought Easter dinner to my doorstep like an angel in need.
Important I avoid the CV. Doctor says I'll die. Didn't equivocate.
I'm still breathing with one lung (and it's not a good one) because the tumor is completely blocking the bronchial tube in the still collapsed left one. COPD is getting worse for now, and I'm still recovering from pneumonia, but I can't complain.
Thanx for asking!
2naSalit
(86,318 posts)She told us you were in for treatment the other day. I was a little surprised to see you here but it's a good surprise.
I hope the treatments do what they are meant to and all goes well. It's rough trying to survive and in a pandemic... once again we are on uncharted territory. Not that we have been anywhere near a recognizable location since 2016.
Stinky The Clown
(67,757 posts). . . . run for the lifeboats.
Turbineguy
(37,285 posts)he'd be fuckin' dead.
uponit7771
(90,301 posts)Behind the Aegis
(53,919 posts)Must be making the rounds.
demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)it is soooo spot on
ThoughtCriminal
(14,046 posts)I could have stopped the glacier from spawning the iceberg.
Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)Greenestland Golf and Hamberger Resort while their pilots played a round of golf.
lunatica
(53,410 posts)dalton99a
(81,391 posts)demtenjeep
(31,997 posts)and say he was the only person that child had
then the real parents would try to find said child and drown looking
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