Trump Says Americans Without Toilet Paper Can Wipe With The Constitution Like He Does
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As his administration grapples with how to best coax states into restarting their economies, President Donald Trump addressed an issue related to the near nationwide COVID-19 lockdowns – lack of toilet paper. Since February, household items like toilet paper and paper towels have become much harder for Americans to come by. Partly due to people stockpiling and hoarding it, stores across the country can’t seem to keep the TP on their shelves for very long. However, this morning President Trump suggested something to toilet paper-strapped families that he says he’s using as a replacement for some time.
“I understand the sense of urgency you might feel, not having enough toilet paper in the home,” the president told everyone on the front lawn of the White House, “but it’s really nothing to worry about, if you keep your head on straight, you know, like I do. What I would suggest, and when have I ever steered you wrong, is to use something else to wipe with.”
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