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Beartracks

(12,787 posts) Sat Apr 18, 2020, 12:02 AM Apr 2020

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Having fewer heart attacks? Congrats, you should quit your blood thinners!

Never had a break-in? That's great, you can leave your doors and windows open!

Pearl Harbor was so long ago. Good job, we don't need the military anymore!

Rate of COVID-19 increase slowing down? Yay, we can reopen public spaces for large gatherings of unvaccinated people!

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Having fewer heart attacks? Congrats, you should quit your blood thinners! (Original Post) Beartracks Apr 2020 OP

It's a distraction to protect Trump Jarqui Apr 2020 #1

Haven't watched Fox News in years? Give them another chance captain queeg Apr 2020 #2

Your parachute has slowed your rate of descent? The Velveteen Ocelot Apr 2020 #3

Ha ha! Perfect. Beartracks Apr 2020 #8

A guy jumps off a 10 story building to see if he can fly: Disaffected Apr 2020 #4

It's not the flying that hurts...it's the landing. Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #6

Go to the mall, shop until you drop, er, die. 42bambi Apr 2020 #5

That gal sure looked purty after that last drink. Sure, it's safe Totally Tunsie Apr 2020 #7

Jarqui

(10,118 posts)

1. It's a distraction to protect Trump

Reply to Beartracks (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 12:07 AM

Apr 2020

Get folks thinking about something other than all his screw ups handling this.

captain queeg

(10,073 posts)

2. Haven't watched Fox News in years? Give them another chance

Reply to Beartracks (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 12:09 AM

Apr 2020

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,524 posts)

3. Your parachute has slowed your rate of descent?

Reply to Beartracks (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 12:11 AM

Apr 2020

Great! Take it off; you don't need it any more.

Beartracks

(12,787 posts)

8. Ha ha! Perfect.

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #3)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 01:37 AM

Apr 2020

Disaffected

(4,539 posts)

4. A guy jumps off a 10 story building to see if he can fly:

Reply to Beartracks (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 12:31 AM

Apr 2020

As he passes the 2nd floor someone asks him what flying feels like.

"Feels great".

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

6. It's not the flying that hurts...it's the landing.

Reply to Disaffected (Reply #4)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 01:00 AM

Apr 2020

42bambi

(1,753 posts)

5. Go to the mall, shop until you drop, er, die.

Reply to Beartracks (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 12:35 AM

Apr 2020

Totally Tunsie

(10,885 posts)

7. That gal sure looked purty after that last drink. Sure, it's safe

Reply to Beartracks (Original post)

Sat Apr 18, 2020, 01:03 AM

Apr 2020

to leave your wallet on the nightstand.

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