Years ago, there was a company called "Flowers of Extinction", which delivered dead flower in

[niyad]

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bouquets. Just the thing for a former lover, the hated boss, the really obnoxious neighbor. Pity they are no longer in business, as I see a great need for their services.

Gov. Cuomo, maybe you could make use of a resurrected version of this dandy company. (Referencing him asking what else he needed to do to appease the orange one "send him a bouquet of flowers ?)

[hlthe2b]

1. I know to what you are referring, but perhaps you should include the context to avoid confusion...

[klook]

2. Years ago, a college friend told me about receiving a bouquet of dead flowers.

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She’d briefly joined Scientology, went through the initial conditioning — getting yelled at for a long time while hooked up to an “e-meter,” etc. — spent a little more time as a member, and finally realized it was not for her.

For weeks, despite local Scientology staff/senior members visiting and calling her to rejoin, she never relented. When it became clear they weren’t going to get her back, they sent her a box of dead flowers.

She said it was the most chilling thing she’d ever experienced. Fortunately they didn’t take it any further, but she was basically a buck private in the hierarchy and not any real menace to them.

[niyad]

6. I am glad that nothing worse than harassment happened to your friend. Years ago ('96 or so),

a friend in Clearwater, FL (which was pretty much owned by those whack jobs), told me about a young woman who tried to leave the cult. She died. There were raw marks on her wrists and ankles, and she appeared malnourished. The cult apparently local law enforcement, as nothing happened.

I remember reading some things Katie Holmes said about her experiences with them when she was with tom cruise. Scary.

[raccoon]

3. "Send me dead flowers...and I won't forget to put roses on your grave." nt

[ChoppinBroccoli]

8. I Was Going To Ask If This Was Where The Rolling Stones Got The Idea

[csziggy]

4. There area all kinds of fun things you can send your enemies through the mail

Anonymously, of course

15 of the Best Things You Can Send Your Enemy
By Logan Bogert • VCU Contributor March 6, 2016 at 2:56pm

If you’ve been following recent media attention, you’ve seen that sending your enemies an envelope full of glitter has taken revenge-seekers by storm. While I admit glitter seems like the epitome of getting back at your ex, annoying co-worker or the “friend” that stabbed you in the back, there are even more options out there when looking for the best things you can send your enemy.

1. Glitter.

For only $9.99, www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com will ship your enemies the “OG Glitter Bomb” anonymously. For only 88 more cents you can even double the glitter in the envelope. Sounds like a deal to me! Don’t worry, the glitter is inside a letter with a message detailing why they’re getting this horrible gift (AKA maximum glitter spillage).

2. Bacon.

Also offered by www.shipyourenemiesglitter.com is a ship bacon option. With a variety of packages ranging from “Bacon and a Tie” and “uber Bacon 2.0”, you’ll surely find the package deal you’re looking for. We fully understand if you secretly send ship one of these packages to yourself, though.

3. Poop.

www.ipoopyou.com, a self-proclaimed professional poop delivery service, has a different variety and quality options of poop products to choose from. All their products are between $15-$25, perfect for a college budget. Can you even imagine the look on your enemies face when they open your order of “Cow Chocolate Pudding”?

4. Mayonnaise.

In just a few clicks of a button, you can literally send an envelope full of nothing but mayonnaise to your enemy via “Mayo by Mail”. You’ll be out $25, so you might be better off just sticking some mayonnaise in an envelope yourself.

More, including poop and dicks: https://www.hercampus.com/school/vcu/15-best-things-you-can-send-your-enemy

[niyad]

5. .thank you. Filing for future reference. My favourite is rosemary.

[klook]

7. Lol, I remember when somebody sent the wildlife refuge terrorists a

bag of dicks.

They sure qualified for everything on your list and more.