Ingestibles and stuffables - my new business that will make me wildly rich!

[Stinky The Clown]

I have already applied for a patent on a swallowable UV bulb. 240v but very safe. REALLY thin wires. I also have a patent pending on a similar suppository. Imagine the Ass-Emitted Sunshine.

Then I contacted the lysol company and the florida Orange Juice coop. We'll be selling orange flavored Lysol. Working with Welch's for a grape version.

The beverage will be sold in squeeze bottles with long necks called TrumPumps.

Can anyone help me with the lights? I'll give you 10% for a great name.

[malaise]

1. Get thee to the greatest page

because

[JohnnyLib2]

2. From the past: DUzy!

[bronxiteforever]

3. Kick and recommend.

[malaise]

4. One question re this

I also have a patent pending on a similar suppository. Imagine the Ass-Emitted Sunshine.
Is this the Con's promised light at the end of the tunnel?

[gratuitous]

5. 240v?

Man, the sun's gonna shine out my asshole fer sure!

[Cirque du So-What]

6. I have accused some people

of trying to pipe sunshine up my ass. Now it's possible.

[rustysgurl]

7. SunBuns n/t

[Grokenstein]

8. Time to unload your glowsticks!

Official Turmp™ (SIC) brand Sunshine Suppositories!!
"The sun really does shine out his ass! Now it can shine UP YOURS!"

[consider_this]

9. "Ass-Emitted Sunshine'! LOLOLOL!!!

OMG - that's memorable and hilarious!

[Glamrock]

10. Howsabout

FluorASSent Bulbs?

[consider_this]

11. Thread winner!!!

[OldBaldy1701E]

13. I second! (n/t)

[HuskyOffset]

12. Trumpshine (nt)

[OverBurn]

14. 220 to 240 whatever it takes!

[Yavin4]

15. When you fart, you light up the room. n/t

[beastie boy]

16. The light bulb name is right there, waiting to be copyrighted!

Butt Lite!

Just have your lawyers contact Budweiser to make sure it's OK with them. Now how do I cash in my 10%?

[Brother Mythos]

17. And, they can be sold in Family Packs!

[ThreeGs]

18. Add another name

"IllumiNUTies".

A little punny, but it jumped into my head.

[flying_wahini]

19. Nothing surprises me anymore.

?quality=90&strip=all&strip=all

[gopiscrap]

20. I was going to make clorox chewables

[niyad]

21. KNR

[Kacy]

22. Am I the only one listening to the Surgeon General?

Is he a nutcase too, or is he just wrong that the masks people are wearing are less safe than not wearing one? In the best possible world for me, you all wear them and I don’t. But that’s not the best for us all. Or I’m wrong.

God bless the cleverest of us for the laughs, Stinky the Clown and Lucky Charms included.

[bubbazero]

23. Sorry, but needed to turn the brain lose on something--this's it

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For oral--slogan--keep your mouth closed and your nose goes supernova;........oral--dental lightener--be the first in your KLAN to have a "backlit" smile;.........both ends--For the Serious Repuliconnisewer--"Butthead Blacklight"--for whichever end you want to GLOW IN THE DARK--(blinking/strobe feature extra);.........bottom end--slogan--The Human Backup Light;...........so very sorry, I'm should probably stop now ..............so sorry, back for a few more, --bottom end (name stolen from upthread, but add slogan)--BUTT LITE--to achieve that much desired RECTAL RADIANCE;........MAGA, Make Assholes Glow Again;........Intestine Illumination /Gut Glow, the light which scares off any other intelligent life--seriously, what would you do if you saw some one lit from within;---------and finally, for the truly insecure, The Physiological Photonater--(don't let them Libtards call ya dim watted ever again!)-----------------------ok, I'm going to stop now--can't stand the shame

[grantcart]

24. You need to make Clorox into Gummy Bears for the kids

You could add a little alcohol to take the sting away.

"Trumpy Chummy Bleach Bears" in cherry flavored bears, for the kids.

[Initech]

25. Ooh! Ooh! I've got the perfect container!

[OxQQme]

26. Speaking of ingestibles

The best minds, I mean the very best in the business, say this two step procedure is a cure for CV19:

1) drink a 32 oz bottle of cola

2) swallow one whole Mentos tab

(if'n yer in the later stages ya might wanna make that two tabs)

be like forcing all them mean little buggers outa all yer holes


or something I read somewhere

[Wash. state Desk Jet]

27. light o life

liteOlife lol

[DFW]

28. The bulb's brand name could be "Letterbee's"

From "Let There Be" light.......

[boston bean]

29. tRump bulbs