Breaking study shows Coca Cola as possible treatment

[Jspur]

for Covid-19. They have been studies done that shows drinking Coca Cola weakens the virus and allows for quick recovery within 24 hours from Covid-19. Trump has stated "Coca Cola is great it's always been my favorite soda and I'm all for giving hospitals coke funds so they can use this magnificent drink to cure the virus. This is great great news we can re-open all 50 states tomorrow." There is speculation on wall street that Coke's stock will go up by 700 percent tomorrow with this break through study.

In case you didn't know I'm being sarcastic. Just letting out my frustration with all this bs speculation.

[jls4561]

1. It is most effective when taken in combination with Mentos

[Jspur]

3. Lmao I'm dying

of laughter from that comment.

[Rorey]

4. I was thinking with Jack Daniels

[DrToast]

2. Uhhhh

[First Speaker]

5. It only works if you administer it up the ass...

...immediately after the ultraviolet light...

[Blue_playwright]

6. My two vices are Coke and cussing.

You got me all excited there for a moment. Thought I’ll never catch it! 🤣

[Jspur]

7. Haha sorry for

getting your hopes up high.

[tavernier]

8. Wouldn't surprise me though.

Coca-Cola can do some real damage to some very hard substances in a very short period of time but I doubt that it can break up this virus. It lacks any of the essential ingredients that destroy the membrane.

[JenniferJuniper]

9. No Coke. Pepsi?

[Jspur]

10. Pepsi has proven not to be as effective as Coke.

[ffr]

11. You had me going. The world is so upside down right now, it's hard to tell fiction

from reality.

This must be what it's like to be a rePutican, just accept what you're told.

[Jspur]

12. Agreed that's why I posted this satire

because I feel reality has now been distorted by the republicans and crooked media. They have jumped the shark in selling bs. I had to let out my frustration with that post.