The letter I got today signed "President Donald J Trump" is the biggest crock of shit I've ever read

[catbyte]

That orange pustule is the most colossal POS I've ever seen in my long lifetime. The nerve of that thing to send out letters with his Klan hood signature to put in people's heads that it was all because of him and his largesse. If he was honest (😂 right) he would've had Nancy Pelosi sign it, too. I wonder how much of our money was wasted mailing out these fucking things. I hope they paid the USPS. I guess because my blood money was direct deposited, he just had to let me know he was Big Daddy Bountiful.

Fuck him. My hatred towards that thing grows stronger every day. November 3 can't come soon enough.

[SoonerPride]

1. I will be writing RESIGN in sharpie across it and mailing it back

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. As soon as I saw what it was I pitched mine in the recycling pile.

It's too crunchy to use as toilet paper, though that use would be most appropriate.

[haele]

3. The IRS paid. Bulk mail rates, looking at the envelope frank box.

The text was pure campaign ad drabble cribbed from Reagan and Senior's campaigns.

Haele

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. Consider it a toilet paper sample, just

be sure to use it signature side up and scrub hard.

[Freddie]

5. Spilled coffee in my car

Had no paper towels, had to throw some mail on it til I could clean it up. So the letter was useful, a faux paper towel.

[rsdsharp]

6. When I receive mine, I'm thinking of

folding it five ways, and returning it with a note suggesting he “put it where the moon don’t shine.”

[Hermit-The-Prog]

7. "RESIGN, you Grotesque Orange Pustule" -- mail back at First Class

[llmart]

8. I will be mailing mine back with a personal note...

that says, "Thank you so much for the letter. How on earth did you know I was running low on toilet paper?"

[heather blossom]

9. Refused Delivery

I received mine several days ago. I knew the letter would be coming from the IRS. I didn't open it. I wrote on the envelope DELIVERY REFUSED RETURN TO SENDER.