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kairos12

(12,852 posts)
Thu May 7, 2020, 02:26 PM May 2020

Magic 8 Ball

Six weeks after states prematurely open up: COVID will run wild with no effective testing or contact tracing combined with relaxed social distancing measures. Chump has conditioned his COVIDIOTs that any number of deaths under 2 million is a WIN! Therefore:

-Medical facilities overwhelmed
-Deaths in the many thousands per day
-No new stay at home order from Red Don
-Chump will dispute rising death toll calling it fake death
-No daily panel providing any national statistics on rampant spread of COVID
-Chump will be holding rallies further encouraging his death cult
-Rethugs will plan on holding a political convention
-Dems will not
-Sports leagues will have to close again
-Red states will continue to hide their infection and morbidity numbers in a brazen fashion
-Economic collapse will be blamed on Democratic governors
-CDC and FDA will be completely shut down by Reich Wing
-PPE will continue to be diverted to Red States
-Chump will continue to use COVID as Reichstag fire and burn the Constitution
-Food supply chain becomes increasingly strained

But on the bright side, you can get your hair cut. Or get a waffle.

Hope I'm wrong.

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Magic 8 Ball (Original Post) kairos12 May 2020 OP
Just sit still in the barber's chair and stop waffling. Sorry, but you're not wrong... Now why can't abqtommy May 2020 #1
You're not wrong. n/t LuckyCharms May 2020 #2

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)
1. Just sit still in the barber's chair and stop waffling. Sorry, but you're not wrong... Now why can't
Thu May 7, 2020, 02:37 PM
May 2020

we have people like you who understand these things in government? oh wait...

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