Maybe we should call face masks something else to get idiots to wear one

[Miigwech]

How about: Chin hammock ? Mustache sling? Dribble catch? Anyone else care to be creative?

[no_hypocrisy]

1. Hey, I'm fine with MAGA and/or "Own the Libs" on masks if those assh*les will wear them.

[Rorey]

6. I agree

I think we should all wear masks that somehow refute them, or at least tout our party. They may retaliate by wearing masks saying the opposite. I'm okay with that if they'll cover their damned faces.

[Miigwech]

11. Agreed. Seems like an oxymoron, but displaying MA GA on masks will fail

like a branding that has failed catastrophically ...

[Baclava]

2. I know! Freedom masks! You can go anywhere while wearing one

[Rorey]

7. Very good NT

[Miigwech]

15. Love it!

America, start calling masks, Freedom Masks!

[El Supremo]

37. Very good. And you were first!

By one minute.

Wasn't there a euphemism for something in the Depression or WWII? I can't remember it.

[Baclava]

39. Now watch someone start a NEW thread stealing my idea, i know how this place works

[Jirel]

3. Freedom Masks.

You know, like Freedom Fries.

[Baclava]

5. Stop stealing my stuff! lol

[Jirel]

24. Hey, you stole my stuff! LOL!

(Great sarcastic minds think alike.)

[Moostache]

10. Freedom Shields ('masks' is anathema to them, even if they don't know meaning)

Just write something idiotic on the front, make them all Gadsden Flag yellow and add Green font lettering...

"Owning Libtards since 1980..."

Anything that makes them FEEL like they are sticking it to us, even though it would really be to prevent them from infecting others...

[Mister Ed]

12. Yes, or Freedom Faceguards.

Since everyone knows the virus was a plot on the part of the Chinese and the Liberal Democrats to hurt Trump's reelection chances, it's time for real Murkins to stand tall and strap on a Freedom Faceguard to show the libtards that we will never be defeated!

U-S-A! U-S-A!

[LuckyCharms]

4. Mouth air strainer

[Miigwech]

16. Love your's too, LOL

[ret5hd]

8. Mouth-Breather Chin Support

[Miigwech]

18. OMG, I fucking lost my iced tea over that!

Thanks, we all need to laugh now

[EleanorR]

9. Just tell them they're required in the West Wing nt

[Jirel]

25. That's a brain-breaker for them.

They want to say, "Effin' cucks just gave in to the libtard media elite conspiracy!" Except... except... god emperor. AAAAAAAARRRRRGH!

[uponit7771]

13. Mil Spec Grill Gear ... lol, that'll get em buyin

[Midnight Writer]

14. Ivanka's panties?

[Miigwech]

21. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, the best!

[Cartaphelius]

23. The Winning Response!

The only it gets better is if they were well used....
LOL

Thanks!

[LuvNewcastle]

17. Call the Trump Taints.

They'll be begging to put them over their mouths.

[Miigwech]

19. Ok, I like it, but don't trumpers love his taint?

Just saying ...

[LuvNewcastle]

27. On yeah, they love it!

I guess my post wasn't clear. I meant we should call the mask a Trump Taint for the Trumpers. They'll want to put his taint next to their mouths and we'll accomplish our goal of getting them to wear masks.

[Jirel]

26. Ewwwwww!

Now *I* don't want to wear a mask! Need brain bleach!

[Ohiogal]

20. Tell them

The virus turns you gay if you don’t wear a mask.

[Miigwech]

22. Very scary ... very dark ... very funny

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

28. Label 'em like weapons

I got me an MS-45 or PP-50 or something...………..

[Miigwech]

29. Seriously, a good call

[VOX]

30. Liberty-Patriot-Militia Tactical Drool Catchers.

Wear ‘em around your necks. No, tighter. TIGHTER! Let’s hear some patriotic choking noises!

[Miigwech]

33. LOL

[Still Sensible]

31. Just tell 'em they are tRump's ass--they'll wear them! n/t

[VOX]

35. "Infused with Dear Leader's 'Special Scent'!"

“Indispensable GEAR! One good whiff provides the boost a good liberty-loving patriot needs when occupying public spaces while fully armed! Available at 5.11 Tactical NOW!”

[zak247]

32. Like China

Maybe we need to be like China and start whipping peoples assess who don't want to cooperate or jail or fine the hell out of them

[fierywoman]

34. The love-thy-neighbor-as-thyself face decoration.

[eppur_se_muova]

36. 2nd Amendment guards.

Total BS, but that's their favorite nutrient.

[Iggo]

38. Freedom Something.

The fucking flag-worshipping morons.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

40. Love it!

If they're called freedom shields (or whatever) just to make the cultists feel patriotic in their typical shallow manner, it'll help all of us!

I had to mail a package this morning from a local post office, and I was again the only customer wearing a mask (and goggles too). The three other customers, all older men (higher risk) sneered at me, as usual around here. The oldest guy was a prick to the masked woman behind the counter, bitching about everything like, "I don't want the $50 insurance!" (Her reply was that it was a free part of the priority mail service.) It seemed to take forever for that damn curmudgeon to get out of there. Then he flashed another annoyed look at me when he finally left. Lol.

Edit: Oh, and the oldest guy kept yelling that he couldn't understand the USPS employee because she was wearing a mask. (She was perfectly understandable, and it didn't seem like the old man had bad hearing based on earlier volumes while talking.)

[randr]

41. Sign of a true Christian

Doing unto others etal

[Iggo]

42. Hero Face.

The blithering idiots.

[Miigwech]

44. Another winner!!!

[rufus dog]

43. booger eater prevention device

For the MAGATs of course.

[Miigwech]

45. OMG, stop, can't stop laughing

So fun to laugh in this time of Covid

[Totally Tunsie]

46. Fashion Faces.

Have you seen these awesome ones where you upload a photo of your own lower face? Brilliant!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/806036593/awesome-gift-custom-photo-face-mask?ga_order=most_relevant&ga_search_type=all&ga_view_type=gallery&ga_search_query=photo+face+mask&ref=sc_gallery-1-3&plkey=d6349c164b82eeabb104890faf4ddf0d0668d942%3A806036593&pro=1&frs=1

[MineralMan]

47. Facial Diapers?

[Miigwech]

48. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Blue_true]

49. Maybe if we put images of AR15s on ours.

That thought makes me puke, but if it gets those knuckleheads to wearing masks, some good will come of it.