I guess Rory Mcilroy won't be teeing it up with Lard Butt anytime soon.

[11 Bravo]

I was disappointed in him at the time, but it certainly ain't likely to happen again.

(And yeah, I know that shitting on golf is a very DU thing to do, but I promise you, this will matter to Trump. And anything that pushes that worthless piece of garbage closer to the edge is fine by me.)

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/rory-mcilroy-donald-trump_n_5ebe5f6ec5b6d42e882d0ded

[oswaldactedalone]

1. Preach it, Rory!!

[misanthrope]

2. Trump needs a mansierre

His tig ol' bitties have to be bothering him. Chafing, sweat. Just get you some support, the Bro®.

[oasis]

8. Loved that episode.

[Chainfire]

3. Was Trump giving him lessons?

People just don't know how Trump is so good at golf, many have said that Trump should have been a professional golfer.......

[11 Bravo]

9. You forgot the sarcasm smilie.

Lard Butt cheats at golf just like he cheats at life itself.

Rick O'Reilly, a former Sports Illustrated writer, plays to about a 10 handicap. He has played with Trump on multiple occasions, and besides revealing what a cheater Trump is, O'Reilly has offered to play him heads-up for an amount of Trumps's choosing. That means that O'Reilly, who could be expected to shoot approximately 40 over par for a PGA tournament, knows without a doubt that he would kick Donnie's flabby butt.

Professional golfer my ass.

[Chainfire]

10. I get a in a lot of trouble around here about not using smilies....

I just have to accept that if I need a cute cartoon symbol at the end of the sentence, then I have failed to communicate effectively.

[11 Bravo]

11. Perhaps when you've been here longer than three months ...

and people have had time to get a read on you, it won't be necessary.

But yeah, with no nuance, nor even a hint of irony, unless you meant exactly what you said, then maybe for now that wasn't a particularly effective attempt to communicate.

[Chainfire]

12. Perhaps I should change my name to SarcasticSOB

[yortsed snacilbuper]

4. "Lard Butt"

I'm stealing that!

[Cha]

5. Hey President Obama plays golf!

Good on Rory Mcilroy.

[Kingofalldems]

6. He's a big Obama fan.

[Kingofalldems]

7. He's playing in a skins match this week.