Fauci Confirms Rand Paul is a 'Flaming Douchebag With Absolutely Shitty Hair

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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Medically speaking, Senator Rand Paul (R-Ayn Rand’s Overrated, Overwrought Bootyhole) is a “flaming douchebag with absolutely shitty hair.” At least that’s true according to one of America’s leading and most influential medical experts, Dr. Anthony Fauci.

During a public radio interview this morning, Dr. Fauci was asked about his testimony before a Senate committee this week. During his testimony, Sen. Paul admonished Fauci not to consider himself the “end all, be all” on the subject of COVID-19 and the appropriate response to it.

“I think we ought to have a little bit of humility in our belief that we know what’s best for the economy, and as much as I respect you, Dr. Fauci, I don’t think you’re the end-all,” Paul said.
“I don’t think you’re the one person that gets to make the decision,” Paul continued. “We can listen to your advice but there are people on the other side saying there’s not going to be a surge and then we can safely open the economy. And the facts will bear this out.”

Dr. Fauci, after listening to the Kentucky Republican’s insults and snide commentary, cooly replied to the senator’s request he not think too highly of himself.

“I’m a scientist, a physician and a public health official. I give advice, according to the best scientific evidence,” he said. “I don’t give advice about economic things.” (CNN)

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/fauci-rand-paul/

[J_William_Ryan]

1. This is actually

about Paul and his fellow Republicans not being in the minority come 2021.

[CaptYossarian]

2. I always thought it was a toupee.

But, as David Letterman said about his similar looking hair, "Who in the hell would pay for this?"

As for the rest of the comment, I guess Ophthalmologist Paul is a science-denier. His patients are so mad, they can't see straight.

[Blue Owl]

5. The Rug Doctor will see you now

n/t

[CaptYossarian]

6. That's brilliant.

How many times was that said in Senator Franken's office?

[Cha]

3. KR!

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4. K&R