The Donald J.Trump School of Medicine of Trump University
Our Motto: “There is nothing to know. It is all bullshit. There is no responsibility”
Our Mission: To provide the highest level of medical education anywhere in the world. Our clinical professors boast that they have never had a patient die while under their care, no matter how sick, no matter how old. Their record is perfect...perfect. Our basic science program differs from others and is amazingly, totally, and completely unique in its approach. Since it is the policy of the Program that The Almighty determines all outcomes of all phenomena in the Universe, it is thus wholly unnecessary for students to waste valuable time which could be utilized in projecting profits and business-plan execution in their practices.
In addition, hospital-based training is not required. Since all illnesses are Democrat Hoaxes, all that is necessary for a student to achieve financial liquidity is by providing billable services en masse. We at the Trump School provide such mentoring conveniently online, with all lectures and programs downloadable. Examinations are taken on an Honor Basis, exemplifying our founder’s probity and veracity. Although tuition is significantly higher either so-called “medical schools” with their limited scope and class size, we Here guarantee you a significant return on your investment. What do you have to lose?
Disclaimer: some states MAY outrageously require you to perform continuing education following your superb education here. This may involve up to four years plus a specialty program. But no worries: we GUARANTEE that this will not be the case when candidates admitted now finish their program. Believe Us.