"Fat ass?" "Wide ass?" "Big ass?" I've spent the whole day on which to call him...

[Peregrine Took]

and just can't decide on the one most apt.

Any suggestions?

[sop]

1. "Big, fat, wide ass"

[nykym]

2. How about

DUMB ASS

[Arkansas Granny]

3. How about "All Ass"?

[Girard442]

4. Hugh Jass?

Hat tip to Bart Simpson.

[lunatica]

5. It would be like kicking the side of a barn

You just can’t miss it.

[pwb]

6. We don't call names but

Maybe once Lumpy trumpy? Lard ass.

[madinmaryland]

7. How about "jackass" or "lardass".

[GoneOffShore]

8. How about Plumpty-Trumpty?

[aidbo]

9. Hahaha people that are fat are fun to make fun of! Hahaha

[TheBlackAdder]

12. Only those who make fun or ridicule other people's looks or weight.

[11 Bravo]

15. Precisely! Let the fat fuck reap what he has repeatedly sown.

[Ms. Toad]

28. Thanks. I'm so sick of the "anything goes" mentality

It's not like the disgust directed at a particular fat person is rendered invisible to other fat people we view as friends.

[TheBlackAdder]

10. Morbidly Obese Ass (Thank you, Speaker Pelosi for dropping his weight classification)

[gordianot]

27. Morbid will have long lasting connotations for Trump.

If you want to irritate this child use the word “morbid” in other contexts. Some enterprising female reporter especially should take up the cause. He is so easy to troll.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

11. Hugh Jass

[PJMcK]

13. Ass works for me

I'm somewhat of a minimalist.

Actually, Trump is fine, too. That name is going to go down in history as one of the worst ever. One day, I predict, there will be an internet Godwin's Law for Trump references.

[11 Bravo]

14. Lard Butt has always been my go to.

[DEbluedude]

16. Punkass.

[SharonClark]

17. How about talking about his brain and actions

and leave his ass out of it.

You all sound like grade schoolers.

[DBoon]

23. There is nothing there to talk about

Well, maybe "Adderall Brain" might work

[Stuart G]

18. "Stupid Ass" (just 2 words)

[BigMin28]

19. The Old Scrotum

120 year old scrotum. That's what he looks like.

[JHB]

20. Hindenburg

And I ain't talking about Paul von.

[fierywoman]

21. Plump. Or Pinche Pendejo Cabron.

[DBoon]

22. "Jack Ass"?

[Brother Mythos]

24. I'm going with Turd for the duration.

End the Turd Reich! Flush the Turd November 3rd!

[TheCowsCameHome]

25. 'Complete' does it for me.

[Hugin]

26. "Donkey Ditch"

The best part of this phrase is that the POT-ASS would never get it... Donkey and Ditch are both outside of his ever diminishing vocabulary.

[dhill926]

29. I've settled on "fucking asshole..."

[pansypoo53219]

30. i used fat kalisa lately + just thought coiffure nixon cause his recent firings.

just had to find out how to spell coiffure.

[muntrv]

31. "Ass Clown."

[GemDigger]

32. half assed

[Skittles]

33. not a big fan of making fun of someone's weight

the man is one big giant ASSSHOLE

[WhiskeyGrinder]

34. Since weight has nothing to do with character, NOTA.

[Celerity]

35. Traitor works for me nt

[SMC22307]

36. Fat Nixon. Two birds with one stone. (n/t)

[parkia00]

37. Bag Ass

Cause it resembles a large round garbage bag full of trash.