When did Trump find god?

[pink]

He now says that churches and places of worship are essential services. A couple of questions...Does anyone know when the last time Trump attended a service in a church which wasn't an official situation? When did the CDC become so piss weak with their rulings. Now they only put out "you may want to consider".

[dhol82]

1. Aw, he was just throwing meat to the base

I would think there would be a threat of lightning if he showed up in a church.

[KWR65]

2. When the voters who vote republican started to support him. n/t

[catbyte]

3. Ha ha!

[bluestarone]

21. THIS i love!!!

And it's the TRUTH!!!!

[keithbvadu2]

28. Appearances count if they don't look too closely.

Appearances count if they don't look too closely.

[kimbutgar]

4. These religious MF45 freaks are missing the money their churches receive on Sunday

All these mega church’s are not getting the money they are used to. Some of their ministers are upset they can’t buy that new Mercedes or that private jet.

Watching the HBO show Righteous Gemstones made me realize these churches are missing the big money. And the ultimate grifter in chief is using them for their votes. When they reopen those churches and the people get sick it will blow up in their faces.

[Frustratedlady]

5. He didn't. He only uses God when he is running for POTUS and needs Repukes to vote for him.

It's kind of like Repukes and abortion, the flag, veterans and guns.

[Penn Voter]

6. He never found God

He started using the name of God when he decided to run for president as a Republican so it would help him.

[lame54]

7. He found God in...

A compromising position

That is why he hasn't been struck by lightning

[SCantiGOP]

14. Maybe god and Lindsey

were snorting adderall off the corpse of a dead hooker; that would explain why both of them no longer act like they have any sense.

[Solly Mack]

8. He didn't find a god. He found profits in prophets.

He's no different than Swaggart, Bakker, White, Osteen, etc., in that regard.

[UTUSN]

9. When the walls of the foxhole started closing in on him!1

[Blue Owl]

10. When the latest poll showed him losing

as close as trump will ever be to a foxhole...

[pink]

11. I'm thinking that he may have shot himself in the foot with this latest ruling

How many evangelicals can he wipe out with covid by November.

Also, is it possible for the Congress to hold an inquiry into the CDC as to why their rulings during this crisis have been so weak.

[Ms. Toad]

26. You do know that evangelicals don't aren't contained in a zoo,

don't wear a letter "E" on their foreheads so you can't avoid coming into contact with them, and that COVID 19 is very contagious, right

If they get it, so do the rest of us.

[Miigwech]

12. His God is Satan

[SeattleVet]

13. He has a messiah complex; he thinks he IS god because...

every time he shows up anyplace he hears a lot of people say, "Oh, god!"

[kentuck]

15. when he needed some votes...

He knew Jesus had a bunch of them.

[Trumpocalypse]

16. When he looks in a mirror.

[gibraltar72]

17. With Stormy.

[Blue_true]

20. "Ohh, oohhhhh, ohhh God!!" Tiniest little tinkle stream. nt

[Blue_true]

18. Heirs running a con, like he has throughout his life. nt

[marked50]

19. trump thought it was finding Gold but he doesn't spell or think so good -- or should I say " so god"

[ok_cpu]

22. At around 39%. N/T

[ananda]

23. When he looked in a mirror.

...

[Celerity]

27. lol, you beat me to it!!

[Freethinker65]

24. Never

[tulipsandroses]

25. I'm probably more religious than Trump and I'm agnostic

He has to shore up his evangelical base. He even included mosques. I guess he doesn't want to know what the hell is going in those mosques anymore?