Jeff Sessions *kind of* pushes back against Trump?.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

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[SCantiGOP]

1. Doesn't he sound like an abused spouse

“Look, I know your anger, but...”
Pathetic. You don’t have to stand there and let him keep punching you.

[qazplm135]

2. If he wants to be Senator in Alabama?

Pretty much yes, he does.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

3. Ya, he's between a rock and a hard place. Life

choice..."repent and go with truth" or "stick with the bullshit." Move to DC and Fox? But trump not taking you back. Fox might not either.

Read a lot about narcissism. Sign - you never can get back in once you crossed one.

[jls4561]

4. Breaking News: Scientists discover Jeff Sessions has one vertebrae left

It's the L-4, in the lumbar spine. For you non-medical people, that is right above the coccyx, also called the butt bone. Medical experts are baffled as to why all other vertebrae dissolved to jelly, and are indeed baffled as to how Sessions manages to hold his head upright. (One theory is that he is so tiny he just shoves a matchstick in underwear, but as of now, that is only speculative).

It is proven that Donald J (tiny hands) tRump is attempting to destroy the remaining L-4 vertebra, by kicking it in the ass. However, since the said tRump is in such a state of obesity that he is unable to raise his leg above his ankle, such an assault is unlikely at this time.

tRump instead endorses Tommy Tuberville (Tommy Tuberville?) saying, "He played football. He's probably got a brain injury. He'll fit in just fine,"


Of course, I made up most of that stuff above.

Good people of Alabama, vote Doug Jones. He might stop another rapist from getting on the Supreme Court.

[UTUSN]

5. Wowee!1