I would expect trump to be attending a crowded church service tomorrow, right?

[still_one]

[leftieNanner]

1. But he is the hardest working President of all time

I'm sure he will be toiling away, reading briefs, crafting legislation, and then scraping off the secret sauce from his papers. He would love to attend church, but he's waaaaay too busy.

[Laelth]

2. Yeah. Right. I am not counting on it. n/t

-Laelth

[still_one]

7. ah, what little faith you have in our fearless leader.........

[Iliyah]

3. Holding hands and hugs and kisses . .

No mask, just the goggles. Crowds screaming and yelling in his face saying hallelujah, praise the Lord!

[still_one]

6. Perhaps he might consider going to one of those snake holding services

[TheCowsCameHome]

13. ...and the snakes would die if they bit him.

n/t

[DBoon]

15. Can the snakes get near to Trump without dying?

Will the power of god save the snakes from the deadly force of satan?

[still_one]

20. Excellent point

[Freethinker65]

4. At one of those "laying of hands" on mega churches with a charismatic charlatan leader

Think of the crowds when Trump is asked to come up to the stage...er, altar...and say a few inspiring words to the congregation before they pass the hat...er, collection basket.

[ProudMNDemocrat]

5. Pentecost Sunday....

But those celebrating may be going in a different direction.

Get my drift?

[NCDem47]

8. Actaully...

I can see him going for a photo opp.

Strutting around (holding Melania's hand of course) like he does this every Sunday.

Just a one-off, but it won't matter to him. The pictures will go in the media and sheeple will think that's what he does all the time.

[Prosper]

14. Agreed

[CountAllVotes]

9. He doesn't know what a church is

He wouldn't know where to go!

[Totally Tunsie]

21. He was there once - I think for GHWB's funeral.

I remember him passing off his coat to the military usher. Dolt.

[BrightKnight]

26. GHWB was a Christian and Trump is on another path. nt

[catbyte]

10. Nah, it would interfere with his tee time.

[Totally Tunsie]

23. I believe that's the Queen's thinking also.

?w=960

[dutch777]

11. One can only hope...

[magicarpet]

12. Tomorrow is his Sabbath,...

.... trDumpie always hold a seance with the Devil during High Sabbath.

[Buns_of_Fire]

16. Of course. Watch for him closing his eyes in prayer

between the 6th green and the 7th tee.

Oops. My mistake. He was only farting.

[Sneederbunk]

17. Only if it is at the 9th hole.

[Initech]

18. Well if it's essential to him, he should be sitting front row center!

[DFW]

19. One can only hope!!

Preferably in some megachurch located in the heart of the former Confederacy, and where the air conditioning has failed.

[Brainfodder]

22. I feel it's mandatory that he visit them all, and hug them all, for comfort, and share a meal?

It's our comfort, but don't tell nobody?

[brooklynite]

24. Of late, he's been sucking up to televangelists...

...claiming to watch their “sermons”. Better impact on his voter base than any church he could visit in DC.

[BrightKnight]

25. You can't serve God and Money. Everyone

knows what master Trump serves.