OK. Let's have this out.

[Laelth]

The IMPOTUS looks like a centaur with his hind quarters cut off. He stands, leaning forward, with that gut sticking out and his chest puffed up at all times. Why is this? DU has been debating this issue for a couple of days now. I want your opinion.



I will let you know my opinion in advance. Occam’s razor says that a corn cob suppository is the most likely answer.



-Laelth

21 votes, 0 passes | Time left: Unlimited
	Corn Cob Suppository
	4 (19%)
	Genetic Defect
	0 (0%)
	An Inherent Desire to Invade the Space of Others
	2 (10%)
	Lift Shoes
	0 (0%)
	Oppressive Girdle (designed to contain the orange jello)
	0 (0%)
	A combination of the shoes and the girdle.
	9 (43%)
	Chronic constipation.
	0 (0%)
	Other. (Please explain.)
	6 (29%)
	0 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[BannonsLiver]

1. I think it's the dementia thing someone else mentioned.

[madinmaryland]

4. Yes. I think you are close to the issue he has.

A POTUS with dementia mean we are fucked. My mom had it and she went all wacky in her 60’s.

[captain queeg]

7. Agreed. The dementia pointed out in another thread seems to fit the bill

[captain queeg]

10. Dementia

Tom Joseph (@TomJChicago) Tweeted:
See anyone you know? This pic was part of a lecture given in 1888 by Jean-Martin Charcot a renowned French neurologist & professor of anatomical pathology. He was noting precise differences & characteristics of the PSP form of Frontotemporal Dementia even b4 it had it's own name https://t.co/UisrhqmA02

Link to tweet

?s=20

[smirkymonkey]

12. Agree.

I don't think the other things would cause such a noticeable effect. Besides, he has probably been wearing lifts for a while now, but the lean seems to be getting worse and worse.

[Laelth]

19. Oh, come on now.

While I don’t deny that dementia could cause that posture, you can’t deny that a corn cob suppository would have the same effect.



-Laelth

[smirkymonkey]

23. Ok, dementia AND a corn cob suppository.

It's possible.

[Laelth]

29. Admittedly, your theory is more plausible.

It’s also more frightening. This man controls the codes to our nuclear weapons.



-Laelth

[vercetti2021]

2. He stands like he just shit himself

I mean I guess that's probably a good possibility

[uponit7771]

16. lofl

[Laelth]

20. And that is a VERY REAL possibility. n/t

-Laelth

[judeling]

49. He changed his brand of Diaper because people noticed

The new brand just doesn't have the same room for the deposits.

[panader0]

3. Where is 'all of the above'?

[Laelth]

9. Sorry. My bad. "All of the above" is a viable option, I admit. n/t

-Laelth

[doc03]

5. How does anyone stand that way? Maybe its his heal spurs

or Malania kicked him in the balls.

[Laelth]

38. If I were Melania, I would be tempted to do exactly that. n/t

-Laelth

[Totally Tunsie]

6. I voted Other.

[Laelth]

33. Brilliant. My daughter agrees with your theory. n/t

-Laelth

[Nature Man]

8. He's a fucking insipid dolt

trying to suck his fat fucking gut in, but he looks like an asshole.

[Laelth]

14. Well, you will get no argument from me on that. n/t

-Laelth

[MyOwnPeace]

11. OK, while I voted "corn cob"

I truly think it's more of the "good blood" thing, you know, like he said about Henry Ford the other day - good guy that he was accepting that medal from the Nazis.

BUT, truth be known, the "good blood" is his own - and it certainly pre-dates any "Mayflower" or "Pilgrim" stuff - we're talking CRO-MAGNON MAN!!!!! Yeah, I know, he's not carrying a club now, but, well, Melania could answer that part, right?

I'm sure that's what it is - many people are saying that.........

[Laelth]

22. Sad and horrifying, but possibly true. n/t

-Laelth

[WestLosAngelesGal]

13. Maybe his diaper is full?

Time for a change?

[Laelth]

17. Damn. I should have put that in the poll.

Good call.



-Laelth

[Marie Marie]

44. That is what I always think of...

Like he is trying to get away from the crap in his depends.

[Grasswire2]

15. Depends.. nt

[Hermit-The-Prog]

42. Full Depends and a stuck pineapple.

[Laelth]

47. LOL. n/t

-Laelth

[chillfactor]

18. dementia

[GoCubsGo]

21. It's not a corn cob suppository. It's Lindsey Graham.

I think there's a combination of things going to cause him to stand like that. Wearing lifts, and maybe a girdle. Probably has a full diaper, too. I'm sure there's the "power"/"get in your face" stance involved, as well. He is big on that kind of game. And, like I said, he has Lindsey Graham and others so far up his ass, they're probably battling for space. Got to be mighty uncomfortable. I'm with Noel Casler about the dementia thing. I don't think he has it. What people are attributing to dementia, is more likely caused by a lifetime of drug addiction. He's still using. He still has enough wits about him to come up with shitty stuff to pull on a constant basis, and you wouldn't see that with someone with dementia.

[Laelth]

37. Admittedly, Lindsey Graham is WORSE than a corn cob suppository.

Can’t disagree with you at all.



-Laelth

[Rebl2]

24. I think

he has so much weight in front it pulls him forward.

[Laelth]

34. Granted. But why doesn't he fall over?

It just looks unnatural.



-Laelth

[pnwest]

25. I think it's pure vanity, it makes

the jacket hang looser in the front, giving the illusion of not being fat. Everything that’s supposed to be human, like literally being able to stand like a human, is a foreign concept with this guy. He knows he’s getting fat, and has stood in front of the mirror for hours, and posed... looking for a stance that is most beneficial to his appearance and this is what he cake up with. Make the jacket look roomy in front so it gives the illusion of thinness.

[Laelth]

28. Very sad, and likely true.

My own “corn cob suppository” theory gives him too much credit.

He is a vain, self-centered, and destructive monster.

-Laelth

[betsuni]

26. He leans forward because that makes it easier to find coins on the ground.

[Laelth]

27. Damn! That's a real possibility.

Sorry I didn’t include it in the poll.



-Laelth

[TheBlackAdder]

30. Putin crammed an 80-foot satellite dish up his ass during his first meeting with Trump.

.




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[Laelth]

31. Beautiful. A very real possibility. n/t

-Laelth

[Laelth]

46. DUzy nomination, btw.

That’s excellent.



-Laelth

[sarcasmo]

32. The Dementia Lean.

[LaelthsDaughter]

35. Lol. I must say, I had to put other.

I like the corncob theory! However, it is incorrect. I have heard through mysterious back channels the truth about Donald Trump that will explain everything.

Trump IS a centuar from hell! A direct quote, “He was so bad, Satan himself spat out this creature in an attempt to save his home.” Evidently, the dark council is pleased by his absence. Hell is happy about the decision. If you have any further questions please call [phone]!

[Laelth]

43. +1 n/t

-Laelth

[LaelthsDaughter]

45. In addition.

If you need any further proof, just ask yourself why he paints his face orange! As a demon spawn sent to earth he must be dead. As such, he would have rotting flesh and nobody wants to see that (or him)! So, he uses the orange as a nice thick layer of bullshit to cover his face.

A PSA by LD~

[Laelth]

52. Good point. n/t

-Laelth

[A HERETIC I AM]

36. Blame Augustus Mandrake

[Talitha]

39. Bending slightly forward makes it easier for the Repugs to kiss his ass.

[Laelth]

41. Good point. n/t

-Laelth

[Iggo]

40. He does it so his tie hangs straight down instead of resting on his belly.

So nobody will notice he’s fat.

Works about as well as a combover.

[0rganism]

48. wait, so we're just gonna ditch the centaur theory offhand?

of course, why you'd want the front half of a centaur wandering around independently is kind of a mystery, but i gotta admit the way the front half of the centaur manages to look and act so much like a back half is straight-up amazing.

[Laelth]

51. It's possible. LOL. n/t

-Laelth

[Hermit-The-Prog]

50. Based on currently available evidence ...

It's clear that during one of his "play time" sessions, years ago, someone substituted a pineapple for a corncob and it became stuck. This caused a back-up so that his secondary anus, below the nose, has been spewing shit all this time. The forward lean is an attempt to expel the pineapple, or, in the alternative, produce the proper level of anger to expel the shit evident when he speaks.

[Wolf Frankula]

53. Other

He is an orange haired orangutan.

Wolf

[Laelth]

54. Be advised.

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-Laelth