For those who don't want to wear a mask, I have an alternative.

[Atticus]

Just hang a sign around your neck that reads: "I don't give a shit about anyone but ME!"

That sends the same message. Breathing will be easier, but sleeping? Not so much.

[kairos12]

1. How about a Sandwich board?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

2. You ever tried to swing a 9-iron while wearing a sandwich board?

Our president has standards to uphold.

[leftieNanner]

7. I don't know how he swings any kind of a golf club

With that gut of his.

[Lancero]

3. Considering that they're exposing themselves, it's hard to argue that they care about themselves.

If anything, I'd consider them to be more suicidal than selfish.

[DBoon]

4. How about a ventilator?

of maybe a coffin?

[mitch96]

8. I saw a meme that said "if you hate a mask, you will REALLY hate a ventilator"....nt

[sop]

5. Melania's "I really don't care, do U?" jacket would express their sentiments.

[hlthe2b]

6. Just tattoo a big "DNR" on forehead (Do Not Resuscitate) and the world will wait for Karma

[GopherGal]

9. Or a red MAGA Cap

accomplishes the same thing.