Have you seen how they own the libs now?

[tblue37]

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. What could possibly go wrong?

[backscatter712]

20. This seems like a self-correcting problem to me...

[lagomorph777]

45. From a Darwinian point of view, it's a great idea. I encourage them to make it a daily ritual.

On the weekends, they could point it at their heads. I'm sure it's lots of fun.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

2. Go ahead magat

Make my day, go and blow it to smithereens.

[PJMcK]

3. Go for it!

Show us what manly men you really are!

Idiots.

[Archae]

4. Err...what the...?

Just how is this "owning the libs?"

Quite the "upgrade" from just shooting their mouths off.

[Ms. Toad]

15. my question, as well. n/t

[dweller]

5. that cat is like

dude, let's just go to my vet


or to your gunshop for a small sight?
✌🏼

[Buckeye_Democrat]

12. Lol!

[lark]

32. Sad when the cat is the only intelligent being in the picture.

Asshat doesn't deserve her/him.

[tblue37]

6. Here are instructions for those manly men who want to own us:

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So, what you do is take the safety off your gun, place the gun at dick level, put your finger on the trigger, and then sit there and hope you don’t blow off your genitalia accidentally. That will definitely show me, a lib, that worrying about gun safety is for losers who haven’t shot their own bits off.

In fact, if you look at the one picture, the man is driving at 65 MPH with a gun on his crotch and taking a picture, so that probably ended really well. Apparently, this has been going on for a while now, and the point is supposedly to poke fun at the very idea of basic gun safety. No matter anyone’s reason for doing something this stupid, you, sir, do not need to procreate, and that is proven by your choice of pretending to shoot your dick off in a moving vehicle.

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https://www.themarysue.com/you-will-shoot-your-dick-off/

[gopiscrap]

7. this country has gone beyond stupid

[gratuitous]

8. That's an awful lot of ordnance for something that could be done with a pea shooter

The cat's thinking about how he's going to eat his stupid master's body after he shoots himself.

[backscatter712]

22. Like killing a mosquito with a 12-gauge shotgun.

[Praek3]

9. What are they waiting for?

I am almost out if popcorn.

[OAITW r.2.0]

10. My advice? Don't sneeze. nt

[catrose]

11. I hope the cat doesn't get hurt

[Midnight Writer]

16. Definitely. That cat needs to get up out of there!

Gun humpers love to shoot at cats.

[backscatter712]

13. Who am I to stand in the way of natural selection?

Looks to me like they're going to discover a new meaning for what it is to be triggered...

[cayugafalls]

14. Laws of Human Stupidity

1 The first basic law of human stupidity

The first basic law of human stupidity asserts without ambiguity that:

Always and inevitably everyone underestimates the number of stupid individuals in circulation.

At first, the statement sounds trivial, vague and horribly ungenerous. Closer scrutiny will however reveal its realistic veracity. No matter how high are one’s estimates of human stupidity, one is repeatedly and recurrently startled by the fact that:

a) people whom one had once judged rational and intelligent turn out to be unashamedly stupid.
b) day after day, with unceasing monotony, one is harassed in one’s activities by stupid individuals who appear suddenly and unexpectedly in the most inconvenient places and at the most improbable moments.

The First Basic Law prevents me from attributing a specific numerical value to the fraction of stupid people within the total population: any numerical estimate would turn out to be an underestimate.

https://www.academia.edu/11274021/Cipolla_-The_Basic_Laws_of_Human_Stupidity

[Wounded Bear]

46. Primary law of engineering...

anybody who thinks they've designed something that is "foolproof" is underestimating the capabilities of fools.

[Solly Mack]

17. Is that really a thing now? I hope the cat is OK.

I've got enough home grown crazy in my life. I don't need other people competing.

[0rganism]

18. i think that is the most worried-looking cat i've ever seen

cat be all "you need serious help my human friend, serious help. help for the brain. put the pistol down and get help."
try it. zoom in on the cat. that is the face of worry.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

19. Cat is like, Dude, that's not how it's done.

Just let me give you my vet’s phone number.

[0rganism]

21. lol owner dumber than a bag of hammers but that cat is eloquent af

i guess we're lucky that some things don't need to be taught.
for the rest, a round of harsh lessons awaits.

[niyad]

23. Cueing Lesley Gor,e here.

[Initech]

24. Hey if they want to shoot their dicks off, I am actually totally OK with that.

[Marie Marie]

25. Oh no, I would feel so "owned" if that gun went off.

[MuseRider]

26. God this is SO typical!

They rush to do something to make some kind of a point that none of us with actual functioning brains understand and not only is the point pointless it is something that is beyond stupid. Go right ahead stupid magat gunboys. Someone somewhere will think you are really cool or brave but most of us are beyond caring what you to do yourselves. The world will thank you if this means there will be fewer of you capable of breeding.

[Progressive Jones]

27. LMAO at this dumb mofo !!! How is this idiocy suppose to "own libs"?

Is this supposed to be some show of balls? He's about to have zero balls.

[maxrandb]

28. Hey MAGAts! Don't just nibble on the barrel, pull the fucking trigger.

https://m.

[Captain Zero]

29. That's the only way they can get their dick blown.

Go ahead. It hurts so good.

[Solomon]

41. ...

[Bettie]

30. Makes you want to walk up behind them and

drop a really big book, see what happens when they startle.

Good thing no one in my house is that stupid.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

31. ...

[SoonerPride]

33. I prefer when they play Russian roulette

And lose

[WhiskeyGrinder]

34. Check the speedometer.

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[tblue37]

35. Yep. 65mph. nt

[lame54]

36. Not feeling owned on this one

[Tipperary]

37. What am I missing here?

What does this have to do with anything other than someone who should not own a gun?

[tblue37]

39. They are mocking our concern with safety--gun safety, covid-19 safety. Proving they can

handle their guns and that they are fearless manly men.

[Tipperary]

43. Oh, well ok then.

I just see stupidly stupid stupidness lol.

[obamanut2012]

38. I literally do not get why they are doing this

I mean that LITERALLY: why?

[tblue37]

40. See my post #39 right above yours. nt

[budkin]

42. I hope they all slip and pull the trigger

Please.

[Mariana]

44. The cat's expression is priceless. nt.