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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsZuckerberg dead at 36. Incest charges dropped.
Ha!
https://www.theshovel.com.au/2020/05/28/mark-zuckerberg-dead-at-36-says-social-media-fact-check/
Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg who died of coronavirus in his Californian home today says it is not Facebooks role to be the arbiter of truth for everything people post online.
The billionaire tech whiz, who tested positive to COVID-19 last week before being admitted to hospital on Sunday, said Facebook had a very different view to Twitter, which recently started fact-checking President Trumps tweets.
In general, private companies probably shouldnt be in the position of doing that, Zuckerberg whose funeral will be held next week said in an interview with Fox News.
As tributes flowed in from across the world, Zuckerberg who lists Adolf Hitler amongst his heroes said people had a right to hear a range of views and that censorship was anti-democratic.
He is survived by his eight children and three wives. Authorities say the incest charges against him will now be dropped.
vercetti2021
(10,156 posts)I thought oh thank god another piece of shit is gone off the Earth. But this is funny!
malaise
(268,913 posts)Would be perfect
LiberalArkie
(15,713 posts)malaise
(268,913 posts)Xipe Totec
(43,889 posts)malaise
(268,913 posts)LiberalArkie
(15,713 posts)SCantiGOP
(13,869 posts)from Star Trek Next Generation, but at least Data had an excuse for his inhuman appearance.
malaise
(268,913 posts)Good one
hangaleft
(649 posts)(Lower case intentional.)
malaise
(268,913 posts)superpatriotman
(6,247 posts)of course.
Probably rectal trauma finally.
dalton99a
(81,444 posts)Dream Girl
(5,111 posts)dalton99a
(81,444 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,583 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)CaliforniaPeggy
(149,583 posts)mopinko
(70,077 posts)JonLP24
(29,322 posts)Using fake news & misinformation against Zuckerberg.
CaliforniaPeggy
(149,583 posts)Hortensis
(58,785 posts)malaise
(268,913 posts)so what's good for the goose...
certainot
(9,090 posts)Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trumps tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero
Australians Urge Queensland To Keep Border Closed Indefinitely
Twitter has hired a dedicated team to fact-check Donald Trumps tweets and the unemployment rate in America is now zero
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Josh Frydenberg says he has the numbers to challenge Scott Morrison, with the support of two billion MPs already locked in...........Update: Josh Frydenbergs office has confirmed that the two-billion figure was incorrect. He actually has the support of three of his colleagues.
When I want to test my eyesight, I jump behind the wheel of a moving vehicle, by Dominic Cummings
Josh Frydenberg Says $60 Billion JobKeeper Windfall Will Be Split Evenly Between All 885 Million Australians
Fears Of Rush On Malaria Drug Unfounded, After Trump Supporters Unable To Pronounce Hydroxychloroquine
Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)I'm not saying it's true or not, but that seems to be what's being reported. At least, it's all over Facebook.
grantcart
(53,061 posts)Celerity
(43,299 posts)47of74
(18,470 posts)rufus dog
(8,419 posts)and was constantly calling the police on him for grazing.
lsewpershad
(2,620 posts)Newest Reality
(12,712 posts)Who gets the large collection of doll heads he kept under his bed?
Celerity
(43,299 posts)Celerity
(43,299 posts)The comedy duo have enjoyed huge success in recent weeks with their quirky online videos about injecting disinfectant, taking hydroxychloroquine and not understanding the meaning of per-capita.
In one hilarious slapstick routine written by Trump there is confusion about the difference between the meaning of testing positive and testing negative.
csziggy
(34,136 posts)I hope it is posted a few million times and that people take it seriously. That would show Zuckerberg why fact checking is needed!
monmouth4
(9,694 posts)Duncan Grant
(8,262 posts)Thanks for this moment of truth and clarity. Its perfect satire.
DinahMoeHum
(21,783 posts)". . .eight children and three wives. . ."
#newrostrong
JDC
(10,125 posts)keithbvadu2
(36,764 posts)Will FB now paste links to alternative/corrective viewpoints in the posts?
Oh, wait! That's not their job.
bucolic_frolic
(43,125 posts)Ford_Prefect
(7,884 posts)Dukkha
(7,341 posts)NurseJackie
(42,862 posts)Collimator
(1,639 posts)The Vulcan Science Academy for being too robotic and yet completely illogical.
SunSeeker
(51,550 posts)Gives Borowitz a run for his money!
KY_EnviroGuy
(14,489 posts)They're probably already near capacity from existing trolls, hacks, bullshit, lies, deceptions and doctored photos.
KY...........
TygrBright
(20,756 posts)paleotn
(17,911 posts)His battery pack can run out, but he can't die. You have to be actually alive to die.
AllaN01Bear
(18,148 posts)Ilsa
(61,694 posts)He wants, even lies.
So, satire, I guess.
capechacon
(91 posts)uponit7771
(90,335 posts)Dave Starsky
(5,914 posts)I believe that even Mr. Zuckerberg would wholeheartedly agree.
Pacifist Patriot
(24,653 posts)If anything can be said with impunity, so can bullshit about him. Basically it's goose-gander satire.
capechacon
(91 posts)False political humor presented in a straightforward manner just confuse people and occupy space at the DU that could be put to far better use.
RandiFan1290
(6,229 posts)Welcome back!
malaise
(268,913 posts)big time
kimbutgar
(21,127 posts)I got a note that the picture of Colin kapernack next to the Jack boot thug cop was hidden because it was too offensive.
I will be curious what they do to me.
liberal N proud
(60,334 posts)renate
(13,776 posts)He's contemptible.
Wednesdays
(17,342 posts)if this story went VIRAL on Facebook, wouldn't it?
🤔
miyazaki
(2,239 posts)Wtf.
Celerity
(43,299 posts)Last edited Fri May 29, 2020, 09:52 PM - Edit history (1)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_ZuckerbergHarvard University (20022004)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Facebook
FaceMash, Facebook's predecessor, opened in 2003, developed by Mark Zuckerberg; he wrote the software for the Facemash website when he was in his second year of college. The website was set up as a type of "hot or not" game for Harvard students. The website allowed visitors to compare two female student pictures side by side and let them decide who was more attractive.
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A "face book" is a student directory featuring photos and basic information. In 2003, there were no universal online facebooks at Harvard, with only paper sheets distributed and private online directories. Zuckerberg told the Crimson that "Everyone's been talking a lot about a universal face book within Harvard. ... I think it's kind of silly that it would take the University a couple of years to get around to it. I can do it better than they can, and I can do it in a week." In January 2004, Zuckerberg began writing code for a new website, known as "TheFacebook", with the inspiration coming from an editorial in the Crimson about Facemash, stating that "It is clear that the technology needed to create a centralized Website is readily available ... the benefits are many." Zuckerberg met with Harvard student Eduardo Saverin, and each of them agreed to invest $1,000 in the site. On February 4, 2004, Zuckerberg launched it under the name of "TheFacebook", originally located at thefacebook.com.
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In June 2004, Facebook moved its base of operations to Palo Alto, California. The company dropped 'The' from its name after purchasing the domain name facebook.com in (August) 2005 for $200,000.
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On October 1, 2005, Facebook expanded to twenty-one universities in the United Kingdom and others around the world. Facebook launched a high school version in September 2005, which Zuckerberg called the next logical step. At that time, high school networks required an invitation to join. Facebook later expanded membership eligibility to employees of several companies, including Apple Inc. and Microsoft. On December 11, 2005, universities in Australia and New Zealand were added to the Facebook network, bringing its size to 2,000+ colleges and 25,000+ high schools throughout the United States, Canada, Mexico, the United Kingdom, Australia, New Zealand, and Ireland. Facebook was then opened on September 26, 2006 to everyone aged 13 and older with a valid email address.
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I signed up with Facebook when I turned 13 in 2009, but deleted my account in (not sure the exact month, it was in the fall) 2011, as I had developed an aversion to it and I also had serious privacy concerns. I remember stumbling across an old cartoon in 2011 from late 2006 or 2007, where is was a room full of US CIA and NSA people, who (I think some huge scandal had just come out about them snooping on Americans in the mid-noughties) where sitting around pondering about how would they now get people to willingly (as they could not spy on them anymore clandestinely) give up all there person info, daily whereabouts, habits, interests, friends, etc etc, and in ran a fresh-faced Zuckerberg saying, (I am paraphrasing) 'Do I have something to show YOU!!!'
I still have a 2009 Twitter (the very first Tweet ever was March 21, 2006, and it was publicly launched July 15, 2006) account that I only use to read Twitter.
I also have a 2009 YouTube (YT launched April 23, 2005) account, and a Whatsapp (first released January 2009, the main 2.0 version was launched in August, 2009) account. I also have a reddit account (launched late June, 2005) since 2009 as well. I also have been on Skype (launched 29 August 2003) since I was 10 (my parents said it was oki, as I talked to my relatives all over the world on it, and they put money into my account at first) in 2006.
I never did Instagram (launched July 16, 2010), Pinterest (launched March 15th, 2010), Snapchat (launched as Picaboo on July 8, 2011, rebranded as Snapchat in September 2011), Flickr (launched February 10, 2004), Tumblr (launched February 1st, 2007), LinkedIn (launched May 5, 2003), Viber (launched December 2, 2010), Dischord (launched May 13, 2015), or WeChat (launched January 21, 2011.)
I also refuse to use TikTok (launched in China in September 2016, globally September 2017) due to even worse security concerns than I have with Facebook. Same for Telegram (launched 14 August 2013), which is Russian run, and the owners can access your shit, as although it does have client-server encryption, the network developers have encryption keys. Telegram and Gab (launched on August 15, 2016) are littered with white power Nazis and alt-right scum world-wide.
I also do not use Messenger, aka the old Facebook Chat, which was gradually released to users in April 2008. Facebook revamped its messaging platform in November 2010 and subsequently acquired group messaging service Beluga in March 2011, which the company used to launch its standalone mobile apps on August 9, 2011 (I quit FB a month or two after that).
Friendster, (launched in March 2003), hi5 (launched in June 2003), and MySpace (launched in August 2003), were all before my time (their heydays.)
IronLionZion
(45,425 posts)Every word of the OP is true, as many Jewish people list Adolf Hitler among their heroes and few 36 year olds don't have at least 8 children and 3 wives these days.