Gee hope these Tulsa trumpers

[cilla4progress]

don't become super spreaders!

[Cracklin Charlie]

2. My brother in Tulsa says they're camped out everywhere.

It’s been 95-98 degrees with 70% humidity for a week.

They’ll all be infected before Air Force One even touches down.

[sprinkleeninow]

3. Showed the dingbats lined up on the entrance grounds to the arena

on one of the cable channels earlier tonite.

All decked out in their 'patriotic' accoutrements. Tent affairs, etc.

Well, hay now, have a rollicking good time, ya hear?! Wing-dings may be few and far between in y'all's future .

Super spreaders sounds like some device you spread manure with.

[smirkymonkey]

4. I will never understand that kind of insanity for as long as I live.

I could only last about ten minutes in that kind of weather before passing out. What is wrong with these people?

[ecstatic]

6. Hopefully some of them had the foresight to bring extra bleach and UV lights...

and of course, some extra lube, injection needles, and probes.

Better safe than sorry!

[Manifestor_of_Light]

5. Call 'em plague rats.

That's what they are.

[LastDemocratInSC]

8. Ding ding ding! We have a winner!

[DFW]

7. Or, if they do

As long as they keep to themselves. Collective Darwin award?

[2naSalit]

9. Sadly, they won't.

They'll leave that shitshow and feel so pumped up that they'll go cough and spit on people until they're too sick to go out.