And on the eigth morning Gawd took a look around and said, "This Shit Ain't Good!"

[Hubert Flottz]

And on the afternoon of that eighth day Gawd Flip Flopped and said, "Somebody must have spiked my JJs brand Kool-Aid that day I decided that Rick Perry, Michelle Bachmann, OR any other republican on Earth, should ever even have another job of any kind again, let alone pResident of the United States of America. Remind me to leave off the hot pepper pizzas and Mad Dog flavored Kool-Aid next weekend"

[xchrom]

1. God goes out and gets a 40 and hangs on the corner

After every repuke debate.

[Hubert Flottz]

4. Gawd must have had a bad hair day the day he gave Rick and Rick and Michelle...

the green light.

[zbdent]

2. On the eighth morning,

God wished he had kept the receipt ...

[Louisiana1976]

3. K&R!

[opihimoimoi]

5. Nope, GOPer shit Ain't good...not even for the Daisies...prolly die..The Bench Warmers got Splinters

on their asses from all that sittin.

Off duty Docs were seen extracting pieces of wood using vise grip pliers...made in the USA.

I hadn't known Splinterologists existed....specializing in Splinter Removal from Sphincters`

Those GOPers know how to make things Diff


Damn

[Hubert Flottz]

6. Shit, Shit...

and more shit...it's the best the GOP has to offer. If you're a vegetable, you might just buy in to their trickle down turdsmanship and douchebaggery.

Doo-Doo you want such turds as those mad meddling megalomaniacs the GOP has presented so far, in charge of your hog lot, let alone your country?

[lunatica]

7. Surely he can become a victim here no?

The Devil made him do it.

[Hubert Flottz]

8. He "just lost his mind for a split second"...

I've heard all those lame excuses too.

[madokie]

9. Mad Dog will do that to ya

ROFL

M-D Orange Jubilee, is some nasty shit, I never could drink the grape flavored, just way too nasty for me but I've sucked on a few bottles of orange jubilee back in the day

[Hubert Flottz]

10. It beats the hell out of Jim Jones Kool-Aid!

And I think that's what the GOPers must all be drinking.

[madokie]

11. You know it is

its some toxic shit them boys are into right now

[opihimoimoi]

12. A shitty kick for the shitty GOPers....Why do they embrace Stupid and reject Wisdom?

is it the genes? are they breeding beyond their territories? whad is it? how can they reject Sanity?

[Hubert Flottz]

13. It's not that they reject sanity, it's

just that it's easier to, play like, nothing's ever wrong and you know that, simply because you're perfect in every way.

I think Conway Twitty wrote a song about them once.

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"People see them everywhere,
They think they really care,
But myself I can't deceive,
I KNOW it's only make believe."