oh man the anti maskers just stopped by my yard sale lol

[TalenaGor]

I'm wearing a mask.... They walked up and the guy says how do you like this plandemic..... And then just starts vomiting anti-mask stuff at me.... I couldn't get a word in edgewise..... He said only 30 kids have died from covid....I wanted to say yeah we should wait until there's thousands dead before we get worried lol but he just kept on and kept on saying we need to get rid of Jay insley before it'll end ROFL (like our governor can end this worldwide pandemic lol) Said we're not going to get back to normal until 2025 and then she was going on and on and I was just like uh-huh yeah uh-huh.....somewhere in the middle of that she said how much is this and I said two bucks and I took the two bucks and they left and I was so fucking happy lol

[fleur-de-lisa]

1. I would have quadrupled the price.

[TalenaGor]

2. I should have lol

[OAITW r.2.0]

4. Yep...."it's 2 bucks for normal people, buy I'm adding a stupid tax of 100% to your price because

I had to listen to you talk nonsense."

[DFW]

3. Two bucks for the trinket

And fifty bucks more for the waste of my time. Take it or leave it.

[TalenaGor]

5. lol!

[Squinch]

6. I've noticed, in the few social occasions where I have run into supporters of Donny Bodybags,

that they always have to spew their bile. It's like a compulsion.

I was at a family holiday and an in-law from the other side was there. I know everyone was told to make it a nice day and not talk about politics. Everyone respected this. Except this asshole who had to spew trump bullshit all over the dinner table. Which everyone greeted with silence. And she just kept going, saying, "I know I was warned not to talk about politics, but I just have to say this."

They are always the ones who have to pick the fight. They are always the ones who have to insist that we all listen to their ignorance.

I understand that this indicates profound ambivalence about their own opinions, but it is still nauseating.

[TalenaGor]

7. very lol

[TalenaGor]

8. he actually said how many times have you farted and still smelled it through the mask

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I said I don't fart I don't know what you're talking about lol

[Archae]

9. Even at garage sales, the dummies will show up.

I love garage sales, in fact I just bought an Olympus digital camera for $3, that I used a day ago to take close-ups of my two cats.

(posted in the Lounge)

But no matter where you go, if someone else is there that you don't know, there might be a chance they are a Alex Jones groupie or Faux "news" phanboi.

[safeinOhio]

10. 2 bucks cash or

10k if you want Mexico to send me a check. You get it when I get the check.

[Chichiri]

11. Next time, multiply all prices by 10...

...and post a sign saying, "90% DISCOUNT ON ALL ITEMS IF YOU ARE WEARING A MASK. (Mask must be worn the entire time you are on our property.)"

[TalenaGor]

12. oh my god that's brilliant

I'm seriously going to do that next weekend lol

[GulfCoast66]

13. Unless I need the money badly, I would have said get the fuck off my property.

I won’t put up with that shit.

[TalenaGor]

14. lol I totally should have..... caught me off guard

You know I've heard these stories read about them but I didn't think anybody would wander up to me and do it lol

[TalenaGor]

15. someone else came up and asked me if the driveway belonged to "them"

I have a long driveway and that's where I'm having the yard sale....
I don't know who them was supposed to be.... But they obviously didn't consider that the house might be owned by me lol

[Initech]

16. If I hear someone use the word "plandemic", their argument is automatically null and void.

Don't care about anything else they have to say, they've bought into the bullshit and there's no changing their mind.

[TalenaGor]

17. okay another family just showed up and made it all better

Three women and two kids all masked up.... They were interested in the massive amount of yarn that I'm selling.... They asked how much and I said $10....They said okay it's for my mom she makes blankets for the homeless..... So I said well in that case just take it 💜💕💜

[Sinistrous]

18. You are a good person.

Thank you for putting a ray of sunshine in my day.

[MustLoveBeagles]

19. You're an awesome person

[TalenaGor]

21. well thank you both but no they were the good persons 💕

[Awsi Dooger]

20. I would have laughed and mocked them

"Oh yeah, you're the guy who was huddled in his basement for two weeks during that migrant caravan two years ago, trembling all the way. The entire neighborhood was in hysterics about that. We were doing recreations. One time you almost made it all the way to the front door to peek outside. But not quite. Darn we were rooting for you. But maybe next time. I hear there's another caravan taking applications."

That's the type of stuff I use. Basically non-stop in Las Vegas for 24 years. The sportsbook scene is loaded with simpleton right wingers. I always loved it when they sent a new guy to take a crack at me.

[TalenaGor]

22. lol! oh my god that's awesome I might have to steal it 🤣

I did nail a gaming buddy of mine though the other day when he said " yeah so they're trying to make this whole election a mail in election, like THATS not going to be biased"

I said 'what do you mean? It's super easy... My state has been mail in for many many years! It's super convenient!'

he tried to indicate that the mail carriers were going to take the ballots and do something with them..... I told him that they are secret nobody can see them....he said well they've got those scanning machines and they can see the ink on the paper....

I said so you think the entire US postal service is going to commit massive voter fraud and mail tampering right out in the open in front of us all.... when the head of the USPS is a Trump buddy? Is that what you're concerned about?

That's when he started stumbling over his words...... And conveniently reminded me we weren't supposed to talk politics in that discord channel lol