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Related: Editorials & Other Articles, Issue Forums, Alliance Forums, Region ForumsThe Battle of Lake Travis--an alternate theory
While it is generally believed that the Antifa submarine fleet is principally responsible for our overwhelming victory in the Battle of Lake Travis, in which the Magat Armada was decimated, new evidence has come to light suggesting that Seal Team Antifa planted canned-soup mines along the Armadas expected trajectory causing significant damage (and, mercifully, no loss of life). Just utter humiliation.
Link to tweet
Scroll down in the Tweet thread to get the Seal Team Antifa theory. Evidently, navy beans work best.
#Dumbkirk
-Laelth
malaise
(268,949 posts)gratuitous
(82,849 posts)Torpedo bay loaded, cap'n.
malaise
(268,949 posts)I did laugh
lapfog_1
(29,199 posts)it was udder destruction
Blue Owl
(50,352 posts)n/t
#Dumbkirk
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)is the exact reason I miss "like" buttons here.
Iggo
(47,551 posts)....but its the funniest thing I heard all day.
Chili
(1,725 posts)"Damn the soupedoes, full speed ahead!"
Zambero
(8,964 posts)It was a deadly brand of pre-flatulated killer bean soup, highly explosive and also heavily irradiated to make it a very dirty (and smelly) bomb as well!
AllaN01Bear
(18,181 posts)AllaN01Bear
(18,181 posts)TheBlackAdder
(28,186 posts)Takket
(21,563 posts)so much as wipe their own ass after taking a shit for how brainless they are.
Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth
dchill
(38,474 posts)Croney
(4,657 posts)For the karma.
EndlessWire
(6,514 posts)Some reporter should ask him about the Battle and the casualty list.
Guilded Lilly
(5,591 posts)ashredux
(2,605 posts)denem
(11,045 posts)Laelth
(32,017 posts)-Laelth