The Wreck of the Donald Fuckwadles

[TheBlackAdder]

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Alright, who is going to make it first? We know it's coming.

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[brewens]

1. It will be amazing if there weren't some drownings. Those would be exactly the people that would

not wear life jackets.

[tblue37]

3. The boat in the OP picture has a kid who isn't wearing a life jacket. The adults don't have

life jackets either, but the kid at least should have one!

[TheBlackAdder]

4. What idiots go out in this and aren't ticketed for reckless endangerment?

[Mariana]

7. Children under 13 are required to wear a life jacket in Texas

when they are in a boat that size.

[Thekaspervote]

2. Fuckwadles....hahahahaha!!

[mercuryblues]

5. One could call that a

Blue wave

[TheBlackAdder]

8. Wave! Goodbye.

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[consider_this]

6. OK I have the first verse...

(disclaimer - if anyone was hurt or injured, I take no delight in that!!)

The legend lives on from the Blue waves on down
Of the big lake they called Austin’s Travis
The lake, it is said, never abides her brain dead
When the skies of September host Magaats
With a load of Trump flags twenty-six thousand more
Than the MAGA boats each could take empty
Those MAGA ships and crews were destined to be screwed
When the wake of some MAGAhole came early

[mercuryblues]

9. You, sir, are going to hell

[consider_this]

12. especially proud of the...

'came early' part. LOL
I am on cocktail hour, so whatev!!

[mercuryblues]

13. LOL

I'm glad you took it the way I meant.

[consider_this]

16. You gave me a good chuckle too!

[denbot]

15. Bravo Sir or Madam, Bravo.

[consider_this]

18. last verse, worse than the first...

(blame the gin)

In a musty west wing in D C-ee they prayed,
In the gold-plated oval cathedral
The twitter bell chimed till it rang twenty-nine hundred times
With each lie of the puppet putzDonald
A legend moves on, there’s a blue wave goin’ down
On the big lake they call Austin’s Travis
Inferior, we said, never trust these brain dead
Now their wails of November‘ll come early!

[cwydro]

10. That pic is so weird.

Looks like some kind of spectre on the bow flag.

Susan B? McCain?

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

11. What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,

What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,
What d' ya do with a sunken Trumper,
Ear-lye in the morning?

[mercuryblues]

14. Charge him $30.00 for a life preserver

For a life preserver
For a life preserver
For a life preserver
Ear-lye in the mornin'

[denbot]

17. Run his credit card monthly, he won't catch it

Run his credit card monthly, he won’t catch it
Run his credit card monthly, he-won’t-catch-it
Ear-lye in the mornin’..

[consider_this]

19. Make 'em wear a mask and cut 'is Fox feed

Make 'er wear a mask and cut 'er Fox feed
Make 'em wear a mask and cut their Fox feed
Ear-lye in the morning!