Now this explains why Trump couldn't go to the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery

[Botany]

He was too busy stealing knock off art from the US Embassy.

Link to tweet

******

BTW The only crimes he hasn't done (that we know of) is cattle rustling and illegal gill net fishing.

[MyOwnPeace]

1. That's it!

He waited until the REST of the group went to the cemetery, then he stuffed his suitcase with the contraband!

[Botany]

3. The man has great taste in "art."

[MyOwnPeace]

5. The hair - the sweater...........

more lies!!

[Botany]

7. Looks just like him

https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/american-real-estate-developer-donald-trump-plays-tennis-at-news-photo/700334624

[tanyev]

13. I've always thought that portrait looks more like Peter Davison as Doctor Who.

[MyOwnPeace]

15. DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!

THAT link should have come with a warning!!!!!!

[lunatica]

16. It's a portrait of his crotch

[brush]

24. The fake waist line.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. He probably took the towels and the bath mat, too.

[Laelth]

2. And we're not positive about the gill net fishing. n/t

-Laelth

[Botany]

4. He might hire somebody to do it but net fishing is work and so he wouldn't do that

n/t

[Backseat Driver]

6. LOL - so this pops up in my mind

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. They're gilded, so of course he wanted them.

[underpants]

10. Taking "art"

How perfectly Nazi of him.

Shiny Cheap copies too. Typical.

[Cirque du So-What]

11. I found another crime

Smuggling sea turtles.

J’accuse!

[Claire Oh Nette]

12. Not fair

That's John Daly's body and swing. No one moved the club like that.

Trump's swing is just lashing at the ball.

Not fair to Long John Daly....

[crickets]

17. Not at all fair.

I have fond memories of watching golf on TV with my dad. We used to call John Daly 'Mr. Pants' because of the loud golf outfits he wore then.

[brush]

25. Yeah, something's fishy with that photo. Not many can go that far...

past horizontal in their back swing and have any control at all. Must be a shot of Daley's bod with orange anus' face photoshopped on.

[crickets]

14. Take inventory at the White House before he leaves.

Goodness knows what he's already stuffed in a suitcase and dragged home with him on the weekends.

[Vinca]

18. That's my first thought. Check their bags when they go out the door.

[Tanuki]

20. Yep, and check the authenticity to make sure he hasn't had valuable pieces replaced

with forgeries. I would put nothing past him. Nothing

[Tanuki]

19. I wonder what else he's light-fingered from various places around the world.

[greatauntoftriplets]

21. They're ugly, IMO.

Did Avolio make them from discarded chrome car bumpers?

[Botany]

22. They would go great with his home decor

[MyOwnPeace]

26. OMG - that picture!!!!

First, does the boy (are we allowed to mention his name?) look like he's having fun yet?

But, Look at BunkerBoy's hands! When we did yearbook pictures (team shots/group shots) we always had to check the guys because they would try to do that because it was to represent "something" - and since we know that BunkerBoy has the mentality of someone running for Jr. Hi president, ain't no surprise!!

[Tanuki]

27. He would probably spray paint them first to match the rest of his godawful kitsch.

[peggysue2]

23. I'd be careful about this story

Until it can be absolutely confirmed. I wouldn't put it past diehard Tumpers to plant a false story to undermine the revelations of The Atlantic expose. They're desperate now.

That being said, I'd have no problems believing Trump would sink this low. Mr. Entitled believes he's above and beyond anything approaching standard norms, including something as petty and stupid as the incident described.

[wishstar]

29. WH spokesman Deere already confirmed the report before Bloomberg News reported the story

The items are valued at about $750,000 including Ben Franklin portrait painting and statue

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2020-09-06/trump-ended-2018-france-trip-having-art-loaded-on-air-force-one?srnd=premium

[peggysue2]

30. Good to know

I don't trust these people at all. And OMG, 3/4 of Million???

Trump really is the Grifter-in-Chief.