The MAGA boat parade had a theme song:

[George II]

[tanyev]

1. I came up with this earlier this morning--

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful trip
That started on this Texas lake
Aboard this tiny ship.

The mate was a mighty sailing man,
The skipper brave and sure.
Five passengers set sail that day
For a three hour tour, a three hour tour.

The waves they started getting rough,
The tiny ship was tossed,
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
The Trumper would be lost—
Never mind, the Trumper was lost.

[Chili]

4. good one!

[SheltieLover]

5. Hahaha

Nicely done!

[SheltieLover]

6. Hahaha

Nicely done!

[malaise]

8. Haha

Most excellent

[George II]

15. Great - good job! This was just posted a few minutes ago on Twitter, too:

Link to tweet

[tanyev]

16. Oh yes, that music is even better for the Trumptastrophe.

[Chili]

2. I always hated "and the rest"

Glad they changed it later: "Professor and Mary Ann... here on Gilligan's Isle!"

I still know all the words.

And cracked up all day with tweets about it!

[Turbineguy]

3. There's a movie....

[MoonRiver]

7. OMG, the jokes just keep coming!

[progressive nobody]

9. Why disrespect such a funny show great TV

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. With a few minor modifications this one might be quite appropriate:

The Song of the MAGA Boatmen?

[George II]

11. Or Song of the Vulgar Boatmen? (men? no!)

[Mendocino]

12. You scratched my anchor

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[Gothmog]

13. The Battle of Lake Travis

Link to tweet

[George II]

14. HAH! Was this before or after the Bowling Green Massacre?