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[EarlG]

Well folks, it took a while but the hate mail has been backing up once again so it's time to get out the old plunger and flush some turds. Now, you may be wondering why it is that we publish the Mailbag so infrequently these days. The answer is pretty simple: who needs to hurl abuse at a liberal discussion forum when you can go on Twitter and Facebook and hurl abuse at THE ENTIRE WORLD?

Not only that but the social media revolution has just made everyone so darned lazy. Honestly, I could have filled up this edition of the Hate Mailbag with ten entries from ten different people that all said:

Subject: FUCK YOU

Sent from my iPhone

Fortunately we do still have a handful of desperate losers who are capable of choking out a few paragraphs before they pass out (oddly, many of them still creepily fixated on Hillary Clinton) and so once again we have lovingly curated their effervescent missives here for your pleasure. While the identity of the senders has been protected for some reason, these are all REAL EMAILS sent to DU -- and don't forget, some of them are REAL NASTY, so before reading, please prepare yourselves for some pretty awful shit.

With that graphic content warning out of the way... enjoy!

CONSERVATURD THINKS DU WOULD BE BETTER WITH MORE CONSERVATURDS

Subject: DoverBluff

Figures. My inquiry has brought out the crickets.

I enjoy healthy debate by engaging with liberal Democrats on-line. Your website would be greatly improved and more popular if you guys refrain from censoring conservative Republicans.

But, since you’ve always refused that idea, I have no reason not to believe that you’re a bunch of cowards, preferring obnoxious like-minded progressives high 5-ing each other and dropping the F-bomb over spirited debate.

Your loss.

I MEAN LOOK AT THE KIND OF HEALTHY DEBATE WE COULD BE HAVING IF WE REFRAINED FROM CENSORING CONSERVATIVE REPUBLICANS

Subject: Review of website

Hi I visited your website democratic underground, I just want to let you know, your a fake piece of shit,I’m sick of my tax dollars going to welfare for lazy no good fucks that think the world should be given to them. your the scumbags leeching off people, Republicans are the ones who go out and make a good living and are successful, how dare you sit their and talk bad about republicans, outrageous

SO YOU'RE SAYING SLICK WILLY COULDN'T KEEP HIS PANTS ON HIS CORRUPT SLIME WIFE?

Subject: your stinking media

tell you company that trump is greatest president since washington, lincoln and reagan and you slick willy who couldn't keep his pants on his corrupt slime wife killary who is most evil in history of politics who when she lost tried to abolish electoral college which she has no right then tried to get her piglousy, fake pocahontas warren, fake socialist idiot sanders, and rich boy bloombert to destroy our constitution and now i hear killary has been ordered to go before a federal judge to explain her emails and i hope the judge busts her worthless behind and puts her in prison for life where she belongs!

YES I'M A DAMED PROUD DEPLORABLE AND TELL KILLARY TO DROP DEAD AND GO TO HELL!

I ALWAYS FIND THAT CITING THE TITLES OF PORN VIDEOS IS A GOOD WAY TO WIN AN ARGUMENT

Subject: Wrongful termination

Hello,

My hadle is "handle the truth".

I'm writing because I was banned for writing a message that attacked no group whatsoever. Someone gay basically said no pedophiles are homosexual, which I disagreed and said that pedophiles can be homosexual, bisexual, and heterosexual. Just how is that slandering anyone? Not only that, I pointed out in porn theres homosexual and heterosexual suggestions of pedophilia when titles say things like Dad with daughter or father with son. Do those titles Not hint of improper acts, such as pedophilia? It's one thing to be banned for harassment, but to be banned because someone is offended I didnt agree with them is completely wrong. After all, how is a forum supposed to function and convey opinions if one is supposed to agree with everything that is said? I would like my account to be reinstated. I can see if I was a troll harassing people, but I only made ONE post, which wasnt even a troll post.

CRAZY RIGHT? IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE A TOTAL DIPSHIT AHEAD OF TIME!

Subject: POSTING PRIVILEGES REVOKED

Dear DemocraticUnderground,

You're violating your own rules right at the BEGINNING by stalking me without even knowing me!
No reason to suspend my posting privileges since I didn't post anything yet!
I'm reading your posting and realize your PERSONAL ATTACKS ON PRESIDENT TRUMP making fun of him not to mention liberals bad attitude toward people who differ in opinion are attacked, labeled with all kind of ugly names and untrue statements, threatened, stalked, personally attacked, etc
Obviously your tolerance is for your tribe creatures only
Sorry to bother you
Keep doing what you're doing walking around with close eyes and stuffed ears
One day your illusion will crash just like your candidate and you'll ask yourself 'What Happened'
Till then keep marching advancing HillaryClinton's idea for glo BBC al BEHEADING OF THE INFIDELS, because you look and you see NOT what's PLAYED STRAIGHT BEFORE OUR EYES, HILLARY CLINTON IS DOING ISLAMIC REVOLUTION here in AMERICA AND THE WORLD

CRAZY RIGHT? IT'S ALMOST LIKE WE KNEW YOU WERE GOING TO BE A TOTAL DIPSHIT AHEAD OF TIME! (PART 2)

Subject: You revoked my posting privileges

I registered under "CTLIB". I posted about 4 times and you revoked my posting privileges. I did NOTHING to get blocked. Maybe saying HRC was the WORST CANDIDATE EVER??? This is the second time you fucking idiots have done this. You are a bunch of spineless assholes, So as a farewell to you fucking idiots I want to tell all of you who run the DU site like a bunch of pussies to GO FUCK YOURSELVES. This is why you spineless fucks get called spineless fucks, because you are all a bunch of spineless fucks.

ER, DUDE, YOU'RE THE ONE WHO CAME CRYING TO US

Subject: Banned

So I was banned because I consider Lou Holtz a hero. How is this freedom of speech ban worthy?

I don’t have a heart full of hate like many of your posters. Your site is disrespectful and hateful which leads me to believe your want it to be that way.

Calling Lou Holtz a hero = banned
Saying Fuck Lou Holtz I Hate Him= we love you and keep posting.

Lol! It sucks to live in democratic misery. Liberal Tears are Scrumptious. Carry on.

UNSURE IF HATEMAIL OR LATEST OFFICIAL STATEMENT FROM THE WHITE HOUSE

Subject: liberal idiots

Liberals and progressives are the biggest terrorist threats ths country faces over all terrorist groups out there.they make hitler look like a saint.obama and his cabnet belong in a cage for what they did to America.debra messing is a ugly freaky twit who looks like my dogs rear end.all liberals and progressives are terrorist pigs and should be treated as terrorist.hollywood is a bunch of whores and freaks.hopefully California falls into the ocean.throw out all immigrants for they are criminals,rapist and murders also are disease and insect infected. Build the wall build the wallterrorist groups are black lives matters,Antifa,splc and all groups affiliated with progressives and liberals.all radicals are islam,al Sharpton,jessy Jackson,louisboy farachan and anyone affiliated with Obama.liberal media such as nbc and affiliates,cbs and affiliates,cnn,and abc affiliates.DONALD TRUMP 2020 DONALD TRUMP2020.TRUE AMERICANS NEEDS TO STAND STRONG WITH DONALD TRUMP A TRUE AMERICAN AND PATRIOT NOT LIKE TRAITOR OBAMA AND HIS CULT KNOWN AS LIBERALS AND PROGRESSIVES

ONE ARTICLE A MONTH? YOU'RE TOO GENEROUS!

Subject: Contributing an article

I wanted to get in touch about becoming a contributing author to democraticunderground.com.

I run a website called MinuteManReview, which has been featured on websites like Ammoland and Guns.com.

I'm an active supporter of gun rights and work hard to counter the liberal bias of the MSM through my writings.

Writing for Minute Man Review takes up most of my time, but I estimate I'd be able to contribute about one article a month to a column to democraticunderground.com.

Let me know if you'd like me to send a sample your way and let's begin collaborating.

TROLL GETS TOSSED OFF

Subject: Revoked Privileges

So I get tossed off, but you allow a thread based on a right-wing Tweet Saying that Bernie Supporters say Trump is better than Biden. The hypocrisy emanating from you two as Admins is astonishing.

POLL: Who is your favorite hate mailer?

37 votes, 2 passes | Time left: Time expired
	The person who thinks our website would be greatly improved if he was on it
	6 (16%)
	The person who is sick of his tax dollars going to welfare for lazy no good fucks
	4 (11%)
	The person who thinks slick willy couldn't keep his pants on his corrupt slime wife
	4 (11%)
	The person who clearly spends a lot of time researching the titles of porn videos
	2 (5%)
	The person who thinks Hillary Clinton is doing Islamic revolution here in America and the world
	4 (11%)
	The person who did nothing to get blocked
	0 (0%)
	The person who says liberal tears are scrumptious, while sobbing into his keyboard
	11 (30%)
	The person who thinks all immigrants are criminals, rapist and murders
	1 (3%)
	The person who would love to help us counter the liberal bias of the MSM
	5 (14%)
	The person who got tossed off
	0 (0%)
	2 DU members did not wish to select any of the options provided.
Show usernames Disclaimer: This is an Internet poll

[Alacritous Crier]

1. Usually don't...

hear complaining about getting tossed off.

[rzemanfl]

4. GMTA.

[paleotn]

25. Ha!

That's too good.

[rzemanfl]

2. EarlG does "tossed off" mean PPR'd or the other thing?

I am leaning towards that person, but if was two consenting adults just having harmless fun, I will have to reconsider. Although posting about it here is sort of crude. Decisions, decisions....

[Bev54]

37. I would bet they will call it cancel culture LOL

[rzemanfl]

39. Why? is saying "hand job" forbidden by the Fascists? Or are we on different pages? n/t

[Bev54]

41. On different pages I guess

I was thinking more of them banned from the site.

[Alacritous Crier]

42. It's more of a British slang.

[rzemanfl]

48. I know, they're such wankers. n/t

[rzemanfl]

45. We are. Now I feel crude. It will pass. n/t

[CottonBear]

3. Woohoo! Thanks EarlG!

[rurallib]

5. this group indicates little money was spent on post-secondary education

or on secondary education for that matter.

Keep those cards and letters coming in, kids!

[jpak]

6. The Hatebag is back! Yay!

[demmiblue]

7. I shall read, but the Nadin Brzezinski hate mail is a hard target to reach!

Psst... watch out for the flying windmill blades (they can travel a mile, doncha know?)!

One post discussing her:

https://upload.democraticunderground.com/?com=view_post&forum=1002&pid=9615673

[demmiblue]

10. Found it:

FIRST FUCKING STEP TO FUCKING MOVING ON: FUCKING STOP FUCKING COMING BACK

Subject: Password

I know you probably do not want me back, It is mutual.

Can you send me the password reset so I can do that, basic fucking cyber security, and i can move on and away from your fucking DLC site? I know I am not the only actual liberal who will stay away from your neoliberal site, At least be honest who you want to cater to. But seriously, you say you were hacked, you insist people reset their passwords... basic cyber security. If you were hacked or not it is really not my business, nor do I care.

I really do not care for your type, the Limousine insider DC, so called liberal. but really, basic cyber security.

Oh and I have tried using your fucking system to reset it and move on at least 5 times, one from Mexico incidentally during a shive. (the week of mourning in the Jewish tradition, I do not expect you to know that)

Nadinbrezezinski is my fucking user name.

Incidentally, I told your fucking party it was making a Weimar level mistake when you nominated HRC, enjoy that. I told you guys you were doing that before you did that before the primaries were over, and incidentally, my ROV used white out in San Diego to erase Sanders votes, welcome to the Torta effect. (yes it went to court by the way, and the ROV lost)

It is YOUR FUCKING PARTY. Neither democrats or republicans represent me, a simple working class media person that called Trump a fascist. But I am a working class member, and I get it why he got elected. But your party chose to steal the primaries. You are as guilty as the SDs were for the same fucking mistake at the twilight of the Weimar Republic. Historians are sure to call it exactly that.

But can I get that, so I can fucking move on?

Thank you.

https://www.democraticunderground.com/10028465045

[Squinch]

17. Ah, Nadin, the roving journo, and also 9 other simultaneous careers! Those were the good old days!

[demmiblue]

26. Lol... I remember her posts about aseptic milk after the Fukushima disaster

It was so obsessive. Multiple attacks against other DUers, and multiple posts/OP's hidden.

Those were interesting times.

[jaxexpat]

43. At least we have Paris.

[Laelth]

20. Well, she's right about ICE SHARDS from windmill blades.

Just sayin’.



-Laelth

[alittlelark]

8. Great to see the 'Hate Mailbag' again !!

[Demsrule86]

9. Thanks EarlG...really enjoyed that!

[LakeArenal]

11. A MAGAT asked didn't I think DU is biased?!?

I said, Ummm, yeah. It’s Democratic Underground. 🙄.

Then I said, Did you notice we express our bias openly with links to real articles and reports. We don’t just spout shit.

That the basic premise is.
SUPPORT DEMOCRATS.

So surprising they object to our premise yet sign on to “speak freedumb”.

Edit: Earl, Are your lib feelings hurt?
Nah, I didn’t think so.

[FakeNoose]

12. I still don't get what Lou Holtz (the football coach?) has to do with anything

How is Lou Holtz - for or against - of any concern to those of us at DU?

This is the same guy who says "liberal tears are scrumptious," but it still doesn't explain the Lou Holtz reference.

[KS Toronado]

22. Believe Lou Holtz is a trumper, if that helps.

[GopherGal]

51. And I believe he's about to join the illustrious company of Limp-Balls

as a Medal of Honor recipient, courtesy of the pus-bag in the Oval Office who wouldn't know honor if bit him in the over-long red made-in-China tie.

[Dem2theMax]

13. Hate Mailbag! It's like having dessert for lunch!

This was too much fun. Thank you EarlG!
You deserve some sort of medal for having to wade through all of that.

As for the content of the emails:



P.S. Thank you for the personally signed letter that arrived along with my DemocraticUnderground bumper sticker.

[brer cat]

14. English teachers across America weep.

[Squinch]

15. I love them all!!! And all their horrible grammer! (Or should I say "there"?)

[Wounded Bear]

46. "They're"...possesive requires an apostrophe...remember?

[CaptainTruth]

16. YAY!!! Love it!

[Laelth]

18. The ones that got tossed off are always my favorites.

Good riddance.

But I have to agree that this was a pretty lame hate mailbag. Where’s the creativity? Where’s the raw hate? Where are the prominent misspellings and grammatical errors? Conservatives are getting lazy.



-Laelth

[yardwork]

19. I picked #3 because "piglousy" is a new word to me.

I always like to learn something new.

[Warpy]

21. I've been here for 19 years and they are not getting any smarter. Sad.

I wonder how much hate mail Free Republic and Conservative Cave get for now allowing snowflake liberals to debate.

Never mind, I think I can guess.

[Pepsidog]

23. All Trumper Idiots pretty much sound the same. They are so worried about giving free shit away.

[Wounded Bear]

47. They're just worried the free shit they want will be directed elsewhere...

[Canoe52]

24. Always love the hate mail!

Gotta spend more money on our school systems however, these assholes can’t spell worth a damn.

[lpbk2713]

27. When Trump is gone their soap box will be a lot smaller.

I take a lot of comfort in that thought.

[Illumination]

28. This is tragic! These people seem like good stable law abiding citizens! I'm sure everyone

here @ DU will stop to mourn their loss & shed I few tears...& REJOICE!

[SpaceNeedle]

29. It may not be a bad idea to let them in under certain conditions.

1. Allow conservatives in as long as they identify themselves as such while signing up.
2. Create a "Conservative View" Forum and let them only post in that forum. (Rest of DU will be read-only to them)
3. Allow them to make only one post every 5 minutes.
4. Make their nicknames appear red so we will know who they are.
5. While confined to their sandbox and limiting their posting, the rest of DU can beat them up.

I'd love to throw a few punches at the conservative myths myself!

PS - the traffic can't hurt revenues.

[irisblue]

30. No. (BTW since you're new to me, welcome)

Discussionist was a spinoff discussion board from DU 2013(?)to earlier this year(?) I was a larger cesspool then twitter.

The conservative posters there had me off in 3 months.

[demmiblue]

31. Lol... nope.

[niyad]

40. Uhhhh. .no. They have plenty of places they can go to express themselves. We don't have to

give them even more space.

[rzemanfl]

44. Bookmarking. n/t

[sarge43]

32. They seem nice. Bless their hearts.

just in case.

[iluvtennis]

33. Wow, I could only read a few of them. Please let it continue to be DU policy not to allow the right

wing conservative bullsh*t and conspiracy theories flood DU. I like having a forum where we dems (of all strips - very left, progressive, moderates) can debate without all of the hateful rhetoric that comes in from the right wing.

Please don't let the hateful right wing invade this forum.

[LiberalArkie]

34. To the guy who worried about his freedom of speech of conservative republicans

I say as a Liberal Democrat back when they were despised like Jimmy Carter, the republicans lost their rights when they became KKK.

[japple]

35. Dear EarlG, thank you for protecting us from the witless idiots. There are plenty of places where

these hapless souls can go to express their frustration.

[LanternWaste]

36. They seem to have a lost a step or two since the days of Auntie Pinko.

Seems back in the day there was an iota of cleverness behind their sub-literacy. Now it comes across as nothing more than mean-spirited idiocy.

[niyad]

38. Ohhhh myyyyy. I had forgotten the mailbag. Thank you for sharing with us. Whyyyyy is it that

none of these people seem to have mastered basic grammar and punctuation? They all seem to suffer from diarrhea of the keyboard.

[nolabear]

49. Two observations:

1. Assholes really hate punctuation interfering with their FREEDOMS!!

2. You can practically feel the moment when they get the bit in their teeth, start yelling “Yeah Baby! You tell ‘em! Oh yes! Yes!!” and then hit the caps lock and hit that sweet, sweet crescendo that no doubt means a cigarette, a nap and a good keyboard cleaning.

I suppose it says a lot about online life that none of this troubles me. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[denbot]

50. I missed the mailbag..

Kick and a Rec.