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soothsayer

(38,601 posts) Wed Sep 9, 2020, 03:40 PM Sep 2020

Def not my fault: The Universe Might Be Too Thin -

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A New Cosmic Tension: The Universe Might Be Too Thin - https://quantamagazine.org/a-new-cosmic-tension-the-universe-might-be-too-thin-20200908/… by @walkingthedot

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Def not my fault: The Universe Might Be Too Thin - (Original Post) soothsayer Sep 2020 OP

I will try this on my doctor, next time he says I'm too fat. marylandblue Sep 2020 #1

Love it! soothsayer Sep 2020 #3

Great. Now the universe is going to humble-brag to all its friends that it was told to gain weight. Aristus Sep 2020 #2

I will join the chorus offering to lend the universe some excess weight... Moostache Sep 2020 #4

marylandblue

(12,344 posts)

1. I will try this on my doctor, next time he says I'm too fat.

Reply to soothsayer (Original post)

Wed Sep 9, 2020, 03:46 PM

Sep 2020

I'll tell him I'm not fat, the Universe is too thin.

soothsayer

(38,601 posts)

3. Love it!

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Wed Sep 9, 2020, 03:55 PM

Sep 2020

Aristus

(66,264 posts)

2. Great. Now the universe is going to humble-brag to all its friends that it was told to gain weight.

Reply to soothsayer (Original post)

Wed Sep 9, 2020, 03:47 PM

Sep 2020

Moostache

(9,895 posts)

4. I will join the chorus offering to lend the universe some excess weight...

Reply to soothsayer (Original post)

Wed Sep 9, 2020, 03:58 PM

Sep 2020

I have plenty to spare these days...my doctor keeps reminding me in less subtle ways. Gaia? I will offer you as many spare pounds of flesh as you need, but first fulfill me daily requests and strike down the Orange Menace on the toilet tonight, mid-rage tweet...Thank you!

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