Trump Goes After 'Rapidly Fading' Bob Woodward for 'Boring Book' He Did 18 Interviews For

[sheshe2]

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. Shallow Throat made Woodward's work a lot easier.

Woodward didn't have to have clandestine meetings in parking ramps or spend months chasing down leads, and it's clearly not Woodward who's doing the fading.

Agreeing to 18 interviews with Bob Fucking Woodward, the guy who took down a president, has to have been one of the most spectacular political own-goals in American history.

[underpants]

2. Boring? The book is about YOU.

[gratuitous]

3. Hey, Woodward could only work with what he had

And Trump is a very boring fellow. So, a boring book. (As if Trump read it or any part of it.)

[underpants]

4. Just now on CNN. Pic of Woodward in the Oval with Trump

Kellyanne Mulvaney and Pence. Some other youngish guy - Deere?

Trump had pictures of different events and other items all over the desk.

Woodward told CNN’s Jamie Gangil (she’s their point on this) that he has interviewed Carter, Reagan, Clinton, W, Obama and he’s never seen anything on the desk. Basically it was a show.

[Brother Buzz]

5. Yes, it will be boring marking your name with a Sharpie highlighter...

Over, and over again. Perhaps you can spice it up and use different colors.