The pool has been called to go into the Oval immediately for an unscheduled event.

[demmiblue]

The pool has been called to go into the Oval immediately for an unscheduled event. Our @benstracy is going in.

For this:

Link to tweet

[Thomas Hurt]

1. Supreme Leader trying to seal the deal on his "Noble" Peace Prize.

What little I have heard it should probably go to Netanyahu. The Pig had nothing to do with it.

[underpants]

3. Are they going to do the little kids desk thing again?

[Disaffected]

29. Well there he is folks,

centre of attention in the big chair, surrounded by his vassals.

All hail King Donald...

[dchill]

2. Seems like something really NOBLE is about to happen.

[demmiblue]

4. And the noble thing to do was to wait until tomorrow.

He's such an arse.

[dalton99a]

5. Another horrible war brought to an end by the great peacemaker.

The war between Bahrain and Israel:

[OhioBlue]

31. Exactly.

[madinmaryland]

36. Weren't they fighting over who controls Bowling Green, when the great massacre

there happened?

[Generic Brad]

6. Thanks, Trump, for pissing on the memory of 9/11

Can't just a single day go by without it having to be all about him?

[dchill]

16. One would think not.

[RandySF]

7. It needs attention

[GoCubsGo]

8. Look! Squirrel!!!

[2naSalit]

23. +1

[demmiblue]

9. Trump, during Israel-Bahrain announcement:

Trump, during Israel-Bahrain announcement:

“The sand was loaded up with blood and now you will a lot of that sand will be loaded up with peace.”

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

10. Israel and Bahrain fought a brutal war with many bloody battles

[Adsos Letter]

11. Is that an actual quote?

What an absolute moron.

[dalton99a]

12. Yes. Kathryn Watson is a White House reporter for CBS.

[Disaffected]

30. Dumb, dumber,

dumbest, megadumbest? OK, still can't find an adequate description...

[2naSalit]

13. He was almost forced to go to a memorial today

And it wasn't about him so he has to get a dose of attention so he can hear himself speak. Oh and the thing he can grab some attention with is this piece of fakeness.

[demmiblue]

22. Yep:

[bdamomma]

34. he actually

had his arms folded like that like a fucking 2 yr old, you know he's saying to himself, why am I here??? Sorry was this at a 9/11 Memorial?

Hate him.

[BGBD]

14. Just as a reference...

Bahrain is a 300 square mile island that has no real influence in the region.

The only countries that really matter in the region when it comes to Israeli relations are Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Jordan, Syria, Egypt, Iran.....and ultimately the PLO.

Getting peripheral nations like UAE or Bahrain to normalize relations are just examples of wasting time with things that don't matter. This is like painting the front door to deal with the 3 foot hole in your roof.

[dchill]

18. Picture MAGATs knowing that.

[jcgoldie]

27. Or like... even finding Israel on a map

"I think its somewhere near Ireland... isn't that East of here but sort of in the middle?..."

[FakeNoose]

26. Didn't Chump just insult the King of Bahrain last year?

I may be wrong about this, but I believe it was the King of Bahrain whom he insulted because he wasn't an autocratic dictator like MBS or Putin. It happened after Kashoggi was ambushed and killed, but I don't believe it was related to that. So much has happened and I'm having trouble keeping stuff straight any more. Chump also insulted Netanyahu I believe, or maybe it was the other way around.

Either way, the timing of this is awfully suspicious. Chump has trouble showing manners or respect to anyone who isn't a world-famous thug.

[maxrandb]

33. It's probably worse than that

Bahrain and UAE are countries that have a pretty sizable US military presence.

By the time this "deal" is examined by the Biden administration, we're probably going to find all kinds of bribery, grift, blackmail and extortion.

What was threatened, or promised for nothing but a fucking photo op.

This is like Borneo and Chad declaring peace in WWII, and pretending that it's a significant agreement to end the war.

It's nothing but something Kushner and MBS wrote on a napkin after a night at a Bahrainian strip club.

And yes, there are strip clubs in Bahrain.

[BGBD]

38. Yup

Wouldn't be shocked if Qutar were to also do something similar.

Qutar has actually been trying to begin normalizing relations with Israel for years, but Israel has thwarted those efforts previously.

[spanone]

15. tump will declare he's brought peace to the middle east....

It's showbiz Baby!!!!

[onethatcares]

17. he'll also

praise his elephant tail cutting off spawn for being the arkettick of the plan.

[GeorgeGist]

19. Trinkets

[lindysalsagal]

20. WTF is Bahrain?

Has anyone ever heard of Bahrain before? Is he making up countries, now?

I know his followers are flat earthers, so, maybe he thinks he can just make up a total imaginary world??

[demmiblue]

21. Umm, yes. n/t

[PTWB]

24. What????

YES Bahrain is a country. What the heck!?

[brooklynite]

25. Maybe you should visit?

[NameAlreadyTaken]

28. Michael Jackson lived there for a while.

[BootinUp]

32. Is this another pre-announcement of nothing real? Nt

[roamer65]

37. Damn. I was hoping he'd off himself in front of them.

Disappointed.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

39. All hail Field Marshall Kushner.

I see a Noble pieces of pies in his future.