Trump Agrees to Be Interviewed for New Book by Joe Biden

[Rhiannon12866]

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In a decision that surprised many political insiders, Donald J. Trump has agreed to be interviewed for a new book by Joe Biden.

According to Biden, the book will be “an in-depth examination of the Trump Presidency, with special emphasis on his handling of the coronavirus pandemic and his comments about the military.”

Trump said that, when Biden approached him about the book project, “I moved on it very strongly.”

“This is a fantastic opportunity for me, quite frankly,” Trump said. “It’s going to be a major book, and I think Joe is going to make me look really good in it.”

Asked about the logistics of the interview, Trump said, “Joe told me to call him up late at night and just start rambling. This is the kind of thing I’m really, really good at, because I’m very smart.”

Biden’s book, titled “Don’t Vote for Donald Trump,” is set to go on sale a week before the election.


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[UTUSN]

1. Hah!1

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. You almost got me, my dear Rhiannon!

But as soon as I saw "Borowitz" I knew the TRUTH!

[Rhiannon12866]

3. It really does take looking at the source to know what to take seriously these days!

[Karadeniz]

4. Laughing so hard I cried and couldn't speak!❤

[canetoad]

7. I laughed so hard

The tears ran down my legs.

[tavernier]

5. Can't wait until he breaks down and talks about the pee pee tapes

“My stream was astounding, heavy and manly. Much better than Trudeau, who by the way couldn’t urinate like a rock star, little sissy boy, I filled my diaper until it sagged... he refused to even wear one. Who is the winner, Melania? Melania? Where did she go?

[KS Toronado]

6. So he admitted "I moved on it very strongly." , did he grab it by the______? Fill in the blank

[Gothmog]

8. I love good satire

[dalton99a]

9. It will be a beautiful and perfect book.

[Rhiannon12866]

10. "Everybody's saying that!"

[nuxvomica]

11. I can see Borowitz furiously refreshing CNN before submitting the story

To make sure reality hadn't already caught up with it. Trump is like the guy who sticks his finger in the light socket, gets shocked, and then does it again, and again...