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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)Hinting darkly that people are saying theres something going on, Donald J. Trump claimed that the former Vice-President Joe Biden is using performance-enhancing books.
Pointing to Bidens strong performances in the Vice-Presidential debates of 2008 and 2012, Trump alleged, Its clear that he was under the influence of books.
Every time he got asked a question, he pulled facts out of thin air, Trump said. You cant do that unless youre pumped up on books.
Trump warned that, unless he is caught, Biden will try to use performance-enhancing books before the Presidential debates, which start later this month, and urged that both candidates be tested for books before the contest.
I have no problem with being tested, Trump declared. I am a hundred per cent book-free.
Short article, no more at link: https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/trump-accuses-biden-of-using-performance-enhancing-books
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tulipsandroses
(5,122 posts)So this sounds like it could well come from his lips. He doesn't prepare for anything.
sheshe2
(83,633 posts)Including COVID.
sheshe2
(83,633 posts)Totally Tunsie
(10,885 posts)UTUSN
(70,641 posts)area51
(11,893 posts)smirkymonkey
(63,221 posts)Good one! Borowitz always cracks me up!