Fox news 7:00a open. 'The PRESIDENT is

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going to speak directly to us at 8a. [As in we are so unbelievably lucky. OBOY!!! OBOY!!! ObOY111].

"And, sometimes HE WILL TALK FOR THE WHOLE HOUR" [As in OBOY!!!OBOYO!!!OBOY!!!OBOY!!!OBOY . . . ]

[The widest SHITEATING GRINS EVER?]

[captain queeg]

1. I like those times the Fox guys are trying to get him to shut up

Because the show is over or maybe just a commercial break. They’ll say things like “we know you are busy...” trying to get him to wrap it up. Not that I’d watch but I’ve seen it on Steven Colbert and others.

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2. Or when he says something so batshit crazy that even they don't know how to respond. He's touting it

on Twitter.

[TexasTowelie]

3. An excellent reason

to change the channel or turn the TV off.

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4. I need to get may aeorobics in for 25+ minutes on the arc machine.

[So its my 'public service' to DU'ers ]

[TexasTowelie]

5. I'd go into cardiac arrest

if I tried to exercise and watch Fox News simultaneously. I guess that I should be grateful that someone watches Fox so I don't have to.

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6. Sometimes a vomit feels appropriate. Thank you for your gratitude.