So, the GOP float a totally silly "skinny" Corona virus aid package that was designed solely as a

[Atticus]

"CYA" opportunity for the Republicans up for re-election this fall and then they're indignant when it is opposed by all Democrats?

These are the folks who would throw a 20 foot rope to someone drowning 100 feet from shore, watch them go under and then cluck "That should have been sufficient. Why didn't they reach out a little further?"

[dchill]

1. Problem is, only sane people see through it.

[MadLinguist]

2. Except it would be a 20 INCH rope

and they'd moo about the cost and crow about their enormous magnanimity.

[stopbush]

3. That...or throw them a heavy gauge 100-ft chain guaranteed to sink them to the bottom.