"Trump said he actually got a chance to read Bob Woodward's book last night."

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

Sure ya did, Donnie.

[Solly Mack]

1. Yeah, right. That happened.

Sure.

[Walleye]

2. How about a pop quiz?

[tblue37]

3. Riiiight:

https://m.

[no_hypocrisy]

4. If Trump published 25 or so Tweets last night, you can be sure he was too busy to read it.

[gratuitous]

5. Cool story, bro

Boring, but obviously Trump didn't find any inaccuracies, or he surely would have tweeted about them.

[dchill]

6. "Bonfire of the Vanities."

Heap of 20,000 Lies.

[RockRaven]

7. How long is it? 300 pages? 400?

Would Lazy Donnie actually read something of that length in one night even if his life truly depended on it?

This is as obvious of a lie as any he's ever told.

Except the boring part. That is entirely believable, because the book is about Trump. He's repetitive and tiresome, and that would be true even if he wasn't the most reported on person in the world to start with.

[Rorey]

8. How can his people not cringe when he says this crap

The book is 480 pages.

So, no way.

[maxrandb]

9. Dear Penthouse Forum,

"this has never happened to me before, but last night..."

[PCIntern]

10. You forgot:

I attend a small college in upstate New York and was hitching back to school...

[blm]

13. Lolololol

[SoonerPride]

11. You know how it is obviously a lie?

Bedsides the fact he can’t read and has never read a 300 page book?

It was about him and he would NEVER say it was boring.

He is is favorite subject. Only subject really that interests him at all

Boring?

Not a word he would ever ascribe to anything about himself.

[0rganism]

15. on the other hand, i hope he found it boring, being that it's all stuff he already said

if he found it shocking or surprising, that would be further cause for alarm and i don't need further causes for alarm

[Takket]

12. There wasn't a single picture in the whole book!!!

Duckie goes quack!

Cow goes moo

Piggie goes oink!!!

[DeminPennswoods]

14. It's been reported that Trump reads anything

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with his name in it. Woodward's book meets that criteria in spades.

[JHB]

20. Then it's like in that Far Side cartoon...

Blah blah blah Trump. Blah blah blah, blah Trump blah blah. Trump blah blah.

[TheCowsCameHome]

16. Sure. My Weekly Reader condensed version.

[chowder66]

17. Headline should be..."Trump calls himself boring".

[greenjar_01]

18. Trump hasn't read a single book in his entire life

I mean, honestly. I get that the more outrageous the lie, the more Trump and his fans love it, but this one might go too far even for the most frothing of the Trumpies. Read a book? Come on.

[Mr. Ected]

19. The coloring book version of Rage is already out?

Thinking of only using my black and white crayons since Woodward casts so much shade on this imposter President.