Dear Mr. Trump: It's me again, Zelmo, with an other whiz-bang idee for your campane!
You know how them Dems is always sayin' there "pro-choice"? Well, there cain't be any "choice" unless there's more than one of sumthin', right? There's gotta be what they call a "alternative". So, if there reelly "pro-choice", they shirley cain't skwawk about a website with all them "alternative facts" now can they?
So, what you guys do is you oregonize all the amayzing alternative facts you have come up with during your admenstruation an put 'em in one place on the innernets soze any of us rootin' for you can have a good answer to any of these deep state nerds who are always so proud of there "facts". We could just leave 'em speachless after a avalanch of official approoved "alternative facts"!
That there's a winner, sir, an I'm given it to you---"no charge"! (Course, once you win agin, if you find yourself in need of a ambassadoor to Thighland, I'm your boy---nowutImeen?)
Sinseerly, Zelmo Thudpucker.
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