Jeff Tiedrich: imagine spending seventy thousand dollars on your hair..

[Nevilledog]

Link to tweet

Tweet text: imagine spending seventy thousand dollars on your hair and ending up with a fucked up rat's nest of cotton candy spaghetti pissmop bullshit on top of your big dumb pumpkin head

[jimfields33]

1. This was during the apprentice time. I'd think all actors and actresses spend this

But I’d like to see a comparison to say Anderson cooper. It would show if trump is cooking the books.

[iluvtennis]

18. But shouldn't the TV studio cover his hairstylists? I'll bet that's what the studio paid and

Don the Con wrote it off as a personal expense. He is a lying, thieving, crook.

[sarchasm]

30. I've heard he does his own hair and makeup.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2019/02/trump-does-his-own-makeup

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/photos/2015/09/an-illustrated-history-of-donald-trumps-hair

[iluvtennis]

39. aww...he's so vain. thanks for the links. nt

[soothsayer]

2. I think most is hush money for the stylist

[liberalla]

12. I bet you're right!

[xxqqqzme]

16. Agree.

To have that hair day in and day out, wouldn't you think there would be an occasional picture over the years? I have only seen one picture and the stylist's face was out of focus.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. Dude's got a way with words

Makes ya wonder what MAGAts see in that vainglorious pustule. They’d have no shortage of insults for anyone else sporting that monstrosity atop their head.

[Klaralven]

4. Combing the mold on le gros fromage cheddar

[njcpa1978]

5. Allowable deduction

It could be an allowable deduction to support his TV persona. However in the court of public opinion it doesn't play well. Just the concept of paying $1,500 a week to have a dyed ferret on your head says plenty about Donnie.

[bearssoapbox]

31. "dyed ferret"

Great description!

Some days though, it looked more like a "dead dyed ferret".

[bearssoapbox]

32. "dyed ferret"

Great description!

Some days though, it looked more like a "dead dyed ferret".

[Chainfire]

6. I would want more than that, per cut

to put my hands in the nasty bastard's hair.

[Aristus]

7. I get my hair cut 25 weeks out of the year at $20 a pop.

That's $500 dollars.

And it's nothing fancy. I'm nearly bald. I make sure my haircut makes me look bald and not look like I'm trying to hide it.

[TheBlackAdder]

9. My son & I have been using a Flowbee for 20 years now. No costs.

[lagomorph777]

17. Likewise - and way better results than I ever got at the beauty parlor.

[ihas2stinkyfeet]

10. been cutting my own for decades.

started wearing a buzz in art school. recently reverted to the hamill camel, the last cut i paid for in my 20's. tbh, the main reason i paid for that cut was the shampoo. better than a massage.

but a $50 clipper, and i am good to go.
i was somewhat notorious in grade school for my self cuts, and my sister's back porch cuts.

[murielm99]

22. My husband and I have not had haircuts

in several months.

My hairdresser lost her business and now lives somewhere else. I went to someone just before everything locked down here. That person now takes one customer at a time, and we must wear a mask.

The barbershops here are not consistent about masking, so my husband has not gone for a haircut yet. We look like idiots. But we are in our seventies, and we are still alive.

[Aristus]

23. My barber wears a mask, and insists on his customers wearing them.

Cutting my hair takes just five minutes. I undo the loops of my mask and hold it over my mouth and nose while he does the trim.

I went three months without a haircut, and my bald-fringe started to look like Bozo the Clown. When my barber opened back up, I started going again, in part to help a respected local business.

[wnylib]

26. My haidresser reopened in July.

I made an appointment, but later cancelled out of concern for how safe it is. She said she takes one person at a time with gaps in between for sanitizing. Everyone wears a mask the entire time.

But it still seemed an unnecessary risk. Many years ago, a hairdresser friend gave me some tips on cutting my own hair. I bought a couple pairs of shears to do my own. I have a simple style, so it's not hard to do. Not as professional looking, but passable. At least when I go to a store, no one gasps or giggles. It will do for now.

[movingviolation]

33. Use a clipper on my own head, basically free.

Since I started losing hair on top, I decided to just buzz it with #1 about once a week.

[TheBlackAdder]

8. The only thing that would shock me more is if Rand Paul spent $70K for his doo. 😬

[Traildogbob]

13. Well done

[CaptYossarian]

24. Rand Paul has a don't.

Considering the results, Trump should just wear a Packers helmet with the G buffed off.

That fits because on That 70s Show, when someone says or does anything stupid, they make them wear the Packers helmet

[smirkymonkey]

11. I hereby nominate Jeff Tiedrich for US Poet Laureate for that fine description of Donald Trump's

pissmop bullshit that sits atop his big dumb pumpkin head.

[lagomorph777]

19. At least he was polite enough not to call it a jizzmop.

[orleans]

14. "pumpkin head"

[NewJeffCT]

15. Before his fall from grace

I remember John Edwards being excorciated in the media for a $200 hair cut.

AOC got hammered for a $250 birthday haircut more recently as well.

[yonder]

28. +1.

[NRaleighLiberal]

20. my wife cuts my hair 4 times a year. All she charges is a nice dinner!

[Dread Pirate Roberts]

21. To be fair, his hairdresser does need an engineering degree!

[judesedit]

25. Jeff certainly does have a way with words. I don't think there's

any question about Jeff's feelings for Dumpy lol

[Kid Berwyn]

27. "My hair, don't know about you, but it has to be perfect."

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/video/2020/aug/13/my-hair-has-to-be-perfect-trump-prompts-change-in-showerhead-rule-video

[gab13by13]

29. It looks like tumbleweed to me.

[MoonRiver]

35. Hilarious, and a perfect description of Idiot's "hair!"

[Niagara]

36. KnR

[Faux pas]

37. Lololol

[Cha]

38. lol.. Rt