Post the one liners you'd like to hear from Joe when Trump lies or just makes shit up in the debate.

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

1: You can't be fucking serious. (I know he won't say this but I'd love to hear it tonight)

2: Did you claim your porn star payments as tax deductions?

[Ilsa]

1. On #2, Joe won't do that to Malignia.

Joe is too much of a gentleman and won't say something directly hurtful to her, I bet.

[tanyev]

2. Saw this on another thread: "That's the 750 dollar question, Donald."

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. LOL. Perfect.

[mucifer]

4. What I REALLY want to hear is "FU!!!" Sorry just being honest. A girl can dream nt

[C_U_L8R]

5. Who does your hair?

I bet they pay more in taxes than you.

[samnsara]

6. 'prove it'

[N_E_1 for Tennis]

14. Yes! This response in its various forms...

“Show us the proof” “And where is the proof?”

[DinahMoeHum]

7. "What a bunch of malarkey!"

It would warm my heart to hear this from Joe tonight.

[Callalily]

9. Yes, I agree . . .

Every time Trump says something false or stupid (which will be most of the time), President Biden should say, "That's a bunch of margaret!" Then continue with the point(s) he wishes to state, and not repeating the falsehood, just ignoring it after his malarkey comment.

[cwydro]

8. "Hey Donald! $750? REALLY?"

With an incredulous look and head shake.

[Ohiogal]

10. "What planet are you living on?"

“What color is the sky in your world?”

“Wow, that’s a big whopper, even for YOU, Donald”

[Laelth]

11. "Did somebody bring the mashed potatoes? He's at it again." n/t

-Laelth

[JHB]

12. "C'mon, man, you always say things like that and they never pan out"

[imanamerican63]

13. The answer to the $400 million dollar question...

ISN’T $750.00!

[boguspotus]

15. I have a few:

I have to give Donald some credit, he really can pull huge whopper lies out of his ass.

$70,000 on haircuts - man, you got ripped off. I'd ask for a refund; you could sure use the money.

[Ritabert]

16. Joe calls him Broke-a-hontas

...if Trump calls him Sleepy Joe

[SKKY]

17. Make up all the garbage you want about my son Hunter...

...but who was just ordered to provide his deposition for implication in a possible real estate fraud case?

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

18. Donald, you ignorant slut

[Fozzledick]

19. Calm down! We wouldn't want you to have another stoke!

[Laelth]

21. Oh, good one! n/t

-Laelth

[scrabblequeen40]

20. You're talking nonsense again!

Your businesses are fake! Your stories is fake! Your life is a lie.

[MoonlitKnight]

22. If Donald Trump had to pay $750 in taxes

For every time he lies, we could pay off the deficit in a year.

[WyattKansas]

23. What foreign countries own your debt?

Why are your meetings with Putin private?