Michele Bachmann Warns: Pre-Printed Ballots Could Be Smuggled In From China, Stored In Minnesota Bar

[Botany]

“So could you have a more perfectly framed scenario for fraud? So in this kind of scenario, it’s entirely possible that you could have ballots already filled out. In fact they could be printed in China. They could be routed through various countries so you can’t detect them. Make their way into Minnesota, be in a barn somewhere. Until after the election day is over, you count up the ballots and you say, ‘Gee, how many more do we need? Oh, we’re short 48,000?’ No problem, you go out and you haul the ballots in.” – Former GOP Rep. Michele Bachmann, who has somehow not been forcibly committed.

https://www.joemygod.com/2020/09/michele-bachmann-warns-pre-printed-ballots-could-be-smuggled-in-from-china-stored-in-minnesota-barns/



So China is going to print ballots (those ballots will be correct for all local elections and those ballots will also have the tracking #s that will match the individual Minnesota voters’ ID #s who had applied for absentee ballots)
and then smuggle them into Minnesota via Kenora, Ontario and then boat them across the Lake of the Woods and then unload @ a fishing camp close to Warroad, Minnesota and then truck them to a barn in Albert Lee, MN
and when “they” get “the phone call” that Duluth needs another 2,300 Biden votes they will ship those ballots to Duluth BoE where they will be accepted and counted?

And to think some DUer think Bachman is crazy.

[gohuskies]

1. Crazy conspiracy twit spews again

That Bachman still thinks she is relevant shows you just how off the rocker this washed up politician is. She is beyond delusional but she represents mainstream GOP dogma.

[The Magistrate]

2. The Heathen Chinee Is A Clever Little Booger, Sir

No telling what the old Yellow Peril might pull off, and put over on a white man....

[durablend]

3. They "could" also be printed in Russia

And stored in a rundown shack somewhere in Bumfuck, Iowa or somewhere in rural Pennsylvania, just waiting for that urgent call from Barr.

[lastlib]

8. They're probly in the same barn with Devin Nunes' cow....?

[bullimiami]

4. And they could be all marked for trump and be coming from Russia.

[PatSeg]

5. You mean

they won't be storing those ballots in the basement of a pizza parlor in DC?

You know, I remember a time when conspiracy theories were well thought out, backed up with evidence and facts. Now these nuts don't even try to make their stories somewhat credible. They just say whatever pops in their head and you have to wonder how even that is possible.

[VWolf]

6. Not The Onion????

SMH

[LuckyCharms]

7. Ahhh....the ol' Minnesota Barn caper....

[njhoneybadger]

9. We think she is BATSHIT CRAZY!

[3Hotdogs]

10. The girl with the far-away eyes.

[Botany]

38. "The girl with the far-away eyes."

[Ms. Toad]

11. The other thing you forgot

is the precision with which ballots need to be printed in order to be read properly.

~2000 Cleveland had a disaster with ballots that it had printed at some theoretically acceptable printer. (I can't quickly find an article on it, unfortunately)

[SoonerPride]

12. Why is this nut still allowed out of her cage?

She needs to be locked away for her own safety .

And ours too.

She's loony toons.

[madaboutharry]

13. This nutball actually once ran for President of The United States.

She wanted to be the republican nominee to run against President Obama.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michele_Bachmann_2012_presidential_campaign

[LuckyCharms]

14. Ms. Bachmann, that is about "entirely possible" as me

suddenly developing a six pack and a 12 inch penis.

[dalton99a]

15. Make sure your ballot doesn't say "Made in China", and make sure it doesn't have funny misspellings

[DBoon]

16. Michelle needs to stop listening to the voices in her head

The voices are just messing with her

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. They wouldn't take them to Albert Lea; that's too far away from Duluth.

I think they'll hide them in a deer hunting stand somewhere near Hibbing.

[Klaralven]

22. There are a number of former underground iron mines in the Vermillion Range

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

29. Even better than an old barn or a deer stand!

[peggysue2]

18. What a creative story!

Obviously, Bachmann is priming herself as a fiction writer. Or perhaps, a contributor to QAnon where it's all about the excitement of the hunt and chase. The details of this are hilarious, a labyrinth of twist and turns that wind up in the mysterious Minnesota barn.

Miss Crazy Eyes proves herself a lunatic. But then we knew that.

[Blue Owl]

19. Perfectly plausible

[Biophilic]

20. Really, don't they have something more important to think about...

like breathing?

[Klaralven]

21. Maybe they use the old smuggling routes

Legendary Stories Of Gangsters And Organized Crime On The North Shore

https://www.boreal.org/2019/10/20/288361/legendary-stories-of-gangsters-and-organized-crime-on-the-north-shore

[sarisataka]

23. Of course not, that is ridiculous

Warroad and Albert Lea are way too populated.

They will offload in Zippel Bay. The barn is in Eitzen which is why they didn't want the CDC teams poking around there.

[Botany]

28. Please they could take the Chinese Ballots from Kenora, Ontario to Oak Island (Lake of the Woods)...

... by float plane and then take 'em to the Northwest Angle by Lund fishing boats.

[Klaralven]

32. They might just ship them in a container under a couple layers of walleyes

[Botany]

39. "They might just ship them in a container under a couple layers of walleyes."

Now that is just crazy talk. Northern Pike yes walleyes no way.

[sarisataka]

34. Well now if you are going to use a float plane

take them to Mille Lacs. You can offload the ballots onto a boat and keep them in international waters until you need them. As long as you don't scare the fish, no one will notice.

[Wellstone ruled]

24. Michele is a real piece of work.

Once she teamed up with the Fundy Churches in Brooklyn Park and found a willing bunch of Stupids to exploit,well she suddenly was not a DFLer but know a born again Grifter. We B Parkers on the West Side knew just how dangerous her Rhetoric was and once she played the Fundie Card,that proved us right.

[Buns_of_Fire]

25. Exhibiting symptoms of severe corn dog withdrawal. nt

[Claire Oh Nette]

26. and pigs could fly out of my ass....

They reek of desperation, and why TF does the media give any of these has beens any attention?

[Willto]

27. How in the world...

....is this woman not in a psychiatric facility. It is clearly a danger for the general public for her to be roaming about unsupervised.

[Midnight Writer]

30. All right, people! Who leaked our plan?

I hope they haven't figured out that we are going to sneak the fake ballots in by hiding them in our facemasks.

[ellie]

31. That's oddly specific.

[Maeve]

33. If she had a brain she might be dangerous

Or even a freaking clue....

This is why I've written so much on how absentee ballots REALLY work.

[unitedwethrive]

35. She left out the part about the child porn ring in the basement.

And doesn't pizza have something to do with it? Or is that cans of soup...I can't keep these straight.

[sinkingfeeling]

36. Is that what the GOP did in 2016?

[lettucebe]

37. Will they be distributed the same way as the vaccine?

[area51]

40. Michele should stick to corn dogs.