I wonder if this comeback to Trump would work, "All Hat, No Cattle"

[TheBlackAdder]

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You know he's going full on tweenager and attacking by name-calling. No substance.

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[tinrobot]

1. He wears cotton candy on his head, not a hat.

Perhaps - "I can't believe you spent $70,000 for a crappy comb over"

[Blue Owl]

2. All hair, no brain

n/t

[Karadeniz]

3. Not strong enough for trumpers. How about...when Trump interrupts...Donald, you'll have

Enough time when it's your turn to feed lies to America...I need all my time to correct your lies and tell America the truth.

[Bradshaw3]

4. nope

It's a cliche that won't impress any undecideds. Snappy comebacks won't make much of an impression anyway, and this isn't snappy. But thanks for playing.

[madinmaryland]

5. I'd prefer: "C'mon man! We all know that is malarkey".

[Lars39]

6. He wouldn't understand it.

[JHB]

7. "The guys with the biggest mouths were always farthest in the rear...

... and in the dictionary, under "rear", there's a picture of..."

[lindysalsagal]

8. Only worked for shrub cause he fancied himself a texas rancher.

magat wouldn't even understand it.