Samuel L Jackson should host the next one

[Heartstrings]

That is all.

[Pachamama]

1. [phone]

He would tell the MUTHAFUCKA to SHUT THE FUCK UP....

[consider_this]

2. AND the swearing parrots as an audience! EOM

[dewsgirl]

5. LOL🤣

[misanthrope]

3. Or Ving Rhames

Rich white kids like Trump are often deeply scared of strong Black men.

[chriscan64]

4. Damn straight.

Or Wanda Sykes, it would really burn his ass to hear it from a woman.

[jpak]

6. I'm tired of this motherfucking snake on this motherfucking stage!

Followed by a recitation of scripture.

[stopdiggin]

7. Snort! Oh, that's cold!

(wish I'd come up with that)

[Blue Owl]

8. Your goddamned two minutes are UP motherfucker!

n/t

[NightWatcher]

10. I can hear it in my head... along with so many others

[Blue Owl]

11. You're a smart motherfucker, aren't you Donald...

I bet you know a lot about those Revolutionary War airports, don't you Donald...

[mr_lebowski]

9. Trump would be like 'why is the Capital One guy hosting the debate?' (nt)

[Raster]

12. "I said SHUT UP, motherfucker...

... excuse me, President Motherfucker."

[MLAA]

13. Damn, this made me smile

‘Shut the F up you MF, as you were saying VP Biden.‘

[TDale313]

14. Or Lin Manuel Miranda's Hamilton

“Sit down, Don, you fat mfer!”

[maveric]

15. Or Wanda Sykes.

[VOX]

16. To MF45: "I don't remember asking you a goddamned thing!"

[liberaltrucker]

17. Here ya go

[Nay]

18. Perfect!!