The Commission on Presidential Debates announces the next moderator:

[ehrnst]

Julius Winnfield.



His statement to the press:

"The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

Thank you Commission, for this opportunity."

[Me.]

1. THanks For The Laugh

[Leghorn21]

2. Still hands down the greatest video EVAH

[central scrutinizer]

3. But we still have Brett (Brad)

So his powers are limited

[Marie Marie]

4. Agree - love this video.

[ehrnst]

6. His questioning there was what caught the Commission's attention, I'm sure.

[Cha]

5. lol!