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jeffreyi

(1,939 posts) Mon Nov 2, 2020, 01:54 PM Nov 2020

Just heard of a new conspiracy (Covid testing)

They are stealing your DNA!

My friend's relatives believe this, won't get tested, and as a result are no longer welcome at my friend's holiday dinner.

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Just heard of a new conspiracy (Covid testing) (Original Post) jeffreyi Nov 2020 OP

who would want more mice dna anyway? getagrip_already Nov 2020 #1

Fuck that, I just pick up their used Kleenex and send it to the fucking lab. rzemanfl Nov 2020 #2

They can get all the DNA they want from safeinOhio Nov 2020 #3

getagrip_already

(14,721 posts)

1. who would want more mice dna anyway?

Reply to jeffreyi (Original post)

Mon Nov 2, 2020, 02:11 PM

Nov 2020

They have fully mapped the genome. Rodents dna isn't a commodity.

rzemanfl

(29,556 posts)

2. Fuck that, I just pick up their used Kleenex and send it to the fucking lab.

Reply to jeffreyi (Original post)

Mon Nov 2, 2020, 02:18 PM

Nov 2020

We will get every last one of them, in a camp if they can work, in a box otherwise. We'll keep their stuff and put their kids in pizza parlor basements or the Finger Lakes region. satire.

But can they be sure?

safeinOhio

(32,674 posts)

3. They can get all the DNA they want from

Reply to jeffreyi (Original post)

Mon Nov 2, 2020, 02:43 PM

Nov 2020

the sewers.

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