As the campaign ends, Trump is finally showing message discipline...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

1. Pretty soon he'll brag about his penis

"I guarantee you there's no problem. I guarantee."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Which will cause Stormy Daniels to tweet about mushrooms.

[Vivienne235729]

16. Hahahahaha

[Chainfire]

15. To quote a line from a classic movie,

"It is true, you Honor, this man has no dick."

[The Magistrate]

3. That Will Move The Needle, Sir

Just the sort of brilliance the country has come to expect....

[Blue Owl]

4. "I'm Donald Trump and I can have any woman I want"

"...except for those suburban women -- why don't they like me???"

[kwolf68]

5. I am not a fan of bon jovi music

Yea Wanted Dead or Alive, In and Out of Love and a few others are pretty good songs, but generally not my thing, however,

Jon is one class dude. Donald Trump could dream of being 1/10 the man JBJ is. I think Jon and his wife have these free kitchens in New Jersey, where people come in and pay what they can afford to eat. The dude is good people and he's on our side.

[underpants]

9. I completely agree

Really didn’t like his music back in the day but I’ve definitely come to respect him as a person.

[monmouth4]

12. I've been to the one in Red Bank, NJ (there could be more by now). Jon and his wife are very

supportive of the Homeless and do what they can to improve their lives. The food? OMG, I don't know who the Chef is but the food is outrageously delicious, cloth covered tables, beautiful place settings. The BonJovis are good people.

[Wellstone ruled]

6. The Orange A-Hole still thinks he is

Bulling the other kids on the Play Ground during Recess. When a person of Authority resorts to child like name calling and threats,the person needs to have his ass spanked till raw.

Humiliation has zero effect on this POS.

[Nevilledog]

7. There's always a tweet

Link to tweet

[malaise]

13. Remember when he said Meryl Streep couldn't act

He's just a whiny asshole - he attacks everyone who knows he's a shithound and says it publicly. ByeDon!

[louis-t]

8. Goes to Biden's hometown to rag on him.

That's a smart move. Fucking genius.

[Tom Rivers]

10. Yikes

If white women vote for this clownshow again I never want to hear from them about leaders needing to be role models for our kids again.

[PA Democrat]

11. He is also complaining about which topics are trending on twitter

I know that is the single issue driving ME to vote.

[Zing Zing Zingbah]

14. Turns out Trump is actually Gossip Girl n/t