Is anyone on DU getting an invitation...

[Eyeball_Kid]

to Trumpy’s White House Victory Party? Please! Someone say, YES!

Oh, would that be a perverse joy.

[Arkansas Granny]

1. I guess mine got lost in the mail.

[soothsayer]

2. Damn DeJoy

[dweller]

3. I gave mine

to my fly ...

✌🏻

[Stinky The Clown]

4. According to my USPS Informed Delivery updates, mine is due here November 36th.

[RainCaster]

5. One of my dogs is on the list...

But she may be too old to travel unaccompanied, so I would have to go with her. She does have some incontinence issues.

[Dagstead Bumwood]

7. Then she'll be in good company

in the oval office, I hear tell.

[Totally Tunsie]

8. Yes, someone caught a picture of her.

Who's a good girl?

[dameatball]

6. I did but it just wanted me to throw Big Macs over the new fence.