M&H: To get rid of Trump, add 1/2 cup of apple cider to your bath and then vote like hell

[muriel_volestrangler]

Margaret this is probably it for us. Most likely our last presidential election. It’s been a hell of a ride. We’ve always voted, but nobody paid attention until Matthew put our words in a blog. It started with that bitch Palin. What a hoot. Along the way we met idiots like Rush Limbaugh, Michelle Bachmann, and that woman with the crazy hair at the John McCain rally. Oh, and let’s not forget Elizabeth Hasselbeck and Ann Coulter. One couldn’t form a coherent thought and the other couldn’t write a grammatically correct sentence and yet both were held up as leaders for the conservative movement. More like a bowel movement if you ask me. And more recently there was that horrible Sarah Michelle Gellar. No wait. She’s lovely. I mean that horrible Sarah Huckabee Sanders. She’s heinous.

Thank God for those eight years with Obama or I might not have had anything good to say. But in the end, it all boiled down to one asshat that ruled them all: Donald Trump, the orange yeast infection that has irritated us for the last four years. America has never needed an antifungal cream more than it does right now.

Normally I’d tell you to run a bath and add a half cup of apple cider vinegar and soak for at least 20 minutes. That’s usually going to get it under control. But this particular strain is infamously bad so it might take a prescription strength medicine of some sort. In fact, this strain has proven to be deadly, killing almost 230,000 Americans so far. When you talk to your doctor make sure she is aware of all the symptoms:

Itchy rash
Racist tendencies
Xenophobia
Excessive, compulsive lying
Burning sensation
Lack of respect for fallen soldiers
Desire to mock the disabled
Willingness to orphan and cage children
Voter suppression
Sexism
Watery discharge
Tax evasion
Adultery
Sexual misconduct Type A – groping
Sexual misconduct Type B – rape
Stupidity – All Types
Treason

https://margaretandhelen.com/2020/11/03/to-get-rid-of-trump-we-recommend-adding-a-1-2-cup-of-apple-cider-to-your-bath-and-then-vote-like-hell/

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[Wicked Blue]

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